i cant believe I wrapped my BURNING DEVICE WITH PAPER.

I have another confession....... When I installed the chimney and poked it through the wall there was alot of cold air rushing in so.........
I stuffed the thing full of insulation, no... really! It took a couple of days to fit the boiler in and guess what, when I hooked it up I forgot. Thats right, no draft and then I lit a fire! There was a plume of smoke out the damper but it quit and i wrote it off as a very cold flue. Well I was getting quite a bit of smell so I wondered how much was coming from the damper and how much was coming from a leaky gasket ect. So I taped a plastic bag over the damper and it puffed up like a hot air balloon and when the thing turned off the bag turned inside itself. So I says to myself , "self" you need to get rid of that damper. Again Im not makin this up, and so out goes the damper and I thought " good ,now I wont have to worry about setting draft ect..." ,I started another fire and all was wonderful again and I had myself a beer. Next day , no smell , life is good. Later the next evening I was watching a show in which several people in a family were killed and the authorities were stumped until somone decided to check the chimney, which , was plugged up . Weeell, at 11:30 pm under mostly beery skies the light went on

so I trundles out to the shop gets out a ladder and in my jammies and slippers I climb the ladder and start unscrewing the smoke pipe and ........... nothing! I momentarily thought ,"great I not as bad off as I thought" But then a little voice. Tiny and slurred said "ya better go out and pull the cleanout plug just to be sure and there it was about three feet up the chimney. I weaseled the damn thing out swore and thru @$!% around. After a few moments of being totally disgusted with my self putting things back together again I turned the switch back to fire and stood back with the boiler door open and the light out and just watched the beautiful thing. Life was good again.......... untill,
I realized I was wearing my nearly white christmas jammies. I have arrived at old man......