Church Fart

Church Fart

PostBy: Flyer5 On: Sat Dec 22, 2012 12:59 pm

This says it all about getting older & the whole aging thing.



An elderly couple, Lucy & John, were recently attending church services at The Villages.



About halfway through the service, Lucy took a pen and paper out of her purse, wrote a note and handed it to John .




The note said:" I just let out a silent fart, what do you think I should do?"





John scribbled back, " Put a new battery in your hearing aid."
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Re: Church Fart

PostBy: Rigar On: Sat Dec 22, 2012 7:08 pm

Lmao...!! :D
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Re: Church Fart

PostBy: sterling40man On: Sat Dec 22, 2012 8:08 pm

:lol: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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Re: Church Fart

PostBy: rubicondave33 On: Sat Dec 22, 2012 11:02 pm

ROFL!!! toothy
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Re: Church Fart

PostBy: jpete On: Sat Dec 22, 2012 11:22 pm

Confucius say: Man who farts in church sits in own pew. :)
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