Answer These

Re: Answer These

PostBy: theo On: Sun Dec 30, 2012 12:07 pm

Why do you press harder on the remote buttons when you know the batteries are going dead ?
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Re: Answer These

PostBy: Lightning On: Sun Dec 30, 2012 12:30 pm

rberq wrote:
Lightning wrote:We didn't we call a "W" a double V??

Ask a Frenchman how he pronounces it.


True enough :lol: its just one of many ways how screwed up the English language is hahahaha
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Re: Answer These

PostBy: Flyer5 On: Mon Dec 31, 2012 9:54 am

theo wrote:Why do you press harder on the remote buttons when you know the batteries are going dead ?




Why is a remote supposed to be more of a convenience when you can never find it?
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Re: Answer These

PostBy: NoSmoke On: Sun Jan 13, 2013 7:58 am

Why is it that food scientists are smart enough to combine such ingredients as dried potatoes, sodium inosinate, monosudium gluatanate and sodium caseinate and produce a highly addictive human-derived potato chip called Pringles, and yet are not smart enough to make the can 1 inch bigger in diameter so that we can all get our hands to get the last 6 inches of chips instead of tipping it over and getting the crumbs all over our hands?
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Re: Answer These

PostBy: NoSmoke On: Sun Jan 13, 2013 8:02 am

Why is that Kay Jewelers says "Every Kiss Begins With Kay"?

I would bet on any given Friday or Saturday night, more kisses begin with Miller Light than Kay.
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Re: Answer These

PostBy: baddawg On: Sun Jan 13, 2013 9:12 am

NoSmoke wrote:Why is that Kay Jewelers says "Every Kiss Begins With Kay"?

I would bet on any given Friday or Saturday night, more kisses begin with Miller Light than Kay.


:rofl: :rofl: :beer:
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Re: Answer These

PostBy: dcrane On: Sun Jan 13, 2013 11:01 am

How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?

If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have branches?

Since bread is square, then why is sandwich meat round?

Why do you have to "put your two cents in".. . but it's only a "penny for your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going to?

Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity?

Why does a round pizza come in a square box?

What disease did cured ham actually have?

How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?

Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like every two hours?

If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?

If you drink Pepsi at work in the Coke factory, will they fire you?

Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV?

Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?

How come we choose from just two people for President and fifty for Miss America?

Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see you naked anyway.

If a 911 operator has a heart attack, whom does he/she call?

Why is "bra" singular and "panties" plural?

Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet soup?

Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out!"

Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?


When your photo is taken for your driver's license, why do they tell you to smile? If you are stopped by the police and asked for your license, are you going to be smiling?

If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a stupid song about him?

Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane?

If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?

Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?

Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs!

What do you call male ballerinas?

Can blind people see their dreams? Do they dream?

If Wyle E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME crap, why didn't he just buy dinner?

If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from?

If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

Is Disney World the only people trap operated by a mouse?

Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?

Why did you just try singing the two songs above?

Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, but call it a hemorrhoid when it's in your butt?

Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him for a car ride; he sticks his head out the window

Im was not sure if a total copy paste of another's words is OK without some credits...so credits to Kris Kelley http://kristinakelley.tripod.com/id4.html
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