My new post ban assault rifle Full auto

Better watch, might poke an eye out with one of those darts.

OK Dave you're on. I'm sending the grandkids up with theirs.

Winner gets a new 110 OK ????





Rick

Is that the new Pelosi approved "composite" ammunition?

SMITTY wrote:Is that the new Pelosi approved "composite" ammunition?

Yes,

Flyer, I bet that title got flagged for a little eye time over at the NSA/Homeland office.

baddawg wrote:Flyer, I bet that title got flagged for a little eye time over at the NSA/Homeland office.

I am sure they already have me on file long before this. Besides a fireman with the same name as me was just arrested for starting fires recently. That should really make things interesting. Different middle name though and not related.

Hey, I just heard Nerf has started installing the "Dart Button" on all of their Nerf guns. You need a Nerf Dart to load a Nerf Dart into the gun, magazine or belt. If you don't have a spare dart you can just use your finger but then you'd be breaking about 40 billion different laws.They are also eliminating all high-capacity magazines and belts. Instead of 6 round magazines and 36 round drums you get 1 round mags and 10 round drums as well as 6 round belts down from 25. You have to now register all of your Nerf guns and bows with the CIA, FBI, NSA, NASA, Hasbro, Kenner and Tyco. They all must be notified within 72 hours of your transporting the gun from the house to the yard and you must also report how many darts you will be firing and from what type of magazine/belt/drum. You also have to get written permission from your friends, their friends, their friends friends and their extended families if you are to fire them at each other. You are not allowed to fire the darts any higher than 0" from the ground and 300' from a persons' feet. You must also carry and have your Nerf gun license visible at all times.

Flyer5 wrote:

baddawg wrote:Flyer, I bet that title got flagged for a little eye time over at the NSA/Homeland office.

I am sure they already have me on file long before this.

You and me both

I'm On Fire wrote:Hey, I just heard Nerf has started installing the "Dart Button" on all of their Nerf guns. You need a Nerf Dart to load a Nerf Dart into the gun, magazine or belt. If you don't have a spare dart you can just use your finger but then you'd be breaking about 40 billion different laws.They are also eliminating all high-capacity magazines and belts. Instead of 6 round magazines and 36 round drums you get 1 round mags and 10 round drums as well as 6 round belts down from 25. You have to now register all of your Nerf guns and bows with the CIA, FBI, NSA, NASA, Hasbro, Kenner and Tyco. They all must be notified within 72 hours of your transporting the gun from the house to the yard and you must also report how many darts you will be firing and from what type of magazine/belt/drum. You also have to get written permission from your friends, their friends, their friends friends and their extended families if you are to fire them at each other. You are not allowed to fire the darts any higher than 0" from the ground and 300' from a persons' feet. You must also carry and have your Nerf gun license visible at all times.

Good thing I got mine Pre-Ban.. LOL

Flyer5 wrote:

I'm On Fire wrote:Hey, I just heard Nerf has started installing the "Dart Button" on all of their Nerf guns. You need a Nerf Dart to load a Nerf Dart into the gun, magazine or belt. If you don't have a spare dart you can just use your finger but then you'd be breaking about 40 billion different laws.They are also eliminating all high-capacity magazines and belts. Instead of 6 round magazines and 36 round drums you get 1 round mags and 10 round drums as well as 6 round belts down from 25. You have to now register all of your Nerf guns and bows with the CIA, FBI, NSA, NASA, Hasbro, Kenner and Tyco. They all must be notified within 72 hours of your transporting the gun from the house to the yard and you must also report how many darts you will be firing and from what type of magazine/belt/drum. You also have to get written permission from your friends, their friends, their friends friends and their extended families if you are to fire them at each other. You are not allowed to fire the darts any higher than 0" from the ground and 300' from a persons' feet. You must also carry and have your Nerf gun license visible at all times.

Good thing I got mine Pre-Ban.. LOL

Yeah, about that. If you are caught with a pre-ban Nerf Gun you get 12 years in Jingle Jail where President Barack "Do Nothing" Obama sings to you 24/7. That is of-course you turn in all your pre-ban mags, drums and belts and register the "Weapon of Mass Destruction" within 24 hours of the ban's start date.