LOL. If I wanted to relocate my squirrels, it would be a full time job. As I look out my front window right now, there are at least a dozen on the lawn. I've got a bunch of huge oaks. They thrive on the acorns. Over the years I have watched their population rise and fall with the acorn crop. Some years there are not very many acorns and some years it's tough to walk on the lawn. Last couple years were good acorn years so we are up to our ass in squirrels.
You're in the relocating business. Maybe you could gather up the critters some night and relocate 'em to coalkirks front yard. From the sounds of it, they would blend right in.
Heck yeah, bring them on over. The more the merrier. I have a soft spot for animals. I'm not a hunter. I don't object to others hunting as long as they are eating what they kill. But to just kill an animal for sport or fun does not appeal to me. I think it goes back to when I was little and got a BB gun for Christmas. My sister-in-law dared me to shoot a bird in a tree above me so I did. This sparrow fell out of the tree and landed right in front of me and bled out. I felt horrible. Haven't shot an animal since. Believe when I say if someone broke into my house and was a threat, I'd drop them with no remorse. But not an innocent animal. When things get tough in winter, I feed the squirrels peanuts.