the best xmas present

my mom asked me what i want for christmas last yr.......i was low on funds and the bin was gettin low so i asked for coal......mom asked me this yr what i wanted....i said coal hehe......now when we were kids, didnt santa bring bad kids coal?
i must have been really bad cause i got a xmas card from a customer with 75 bucks for coal in it.
on another note, when mom asked me what i wanted for xmas......she put dad on the phone and he asked how much coal i burned so far this winter......he's spent over a grand on oil, my parents house is 1800 sq ft and well insulated, brand new oil furnace ... this shop/garage that we heat with coal is almost 7000 sq ft......i think i spent 800 so far this season on heat and it's toasty!.....well add a few bucks cause we got a ton of free mine coal for the hand stoker

Funny how that goes, I delivered more than a few Christmas present loads.

I've been asking Santa for a new coal boiler. I think I have as much chance of being 25 again.