oil vs coal

OK Pac that s the right number, now all I have to do is get the wife to agree.

My sister had horses when we were young and I soon
learned that they are good for glue,dog food, and baseballs.
The only good thing about them is, that like sheep, they can
die at the drop of a hat.
If your going to have them, use coal for your heating.

Now he tells me!!!!

tsb wrote:My sister had horses when we were young and I soon
learned that they are good for glue,dog food, and baseballs.
The only good thing about them is, that like sheep, they can
die at the drop of a hat.
If your going to have them, use coal for your heating.

I am ashamed to say this made me laugh.

I am ashamed to say this made me laugh.

It made me laugh too... hey, what am I laughing about.

I had a neighbor stop by the house one day with a Pony. Unfortunately it did not follow him home. Knowing equines as I do, I appropriately named it GlueStick.

The Pony had this habit of whenever you approached it, it would wait until you got within an inch of its bridle, then twist its head and run. I said many, many bad words at that Pony, and I NEVER say bad words unless I am really mad. I also followed that up numerous times with "I'm gonna shoot you."

So one day we were at this restaurant eating with my 5 year old daughter and I was telling her how Gluestick ran off on me again. She looks up and says in a really loud voice, "Did you shoot my Pony Daddy". Everyone in the restaurant turns and looks at me as if I am the worst Dad in all the world, and I was like, "No I didn't shoot it." So then she says, "Well the last time you said if Gluestick did that again you were going to shoot it". I never did, but I did give the Pony away to someone else latter on that winter.

Man I hated that Pony, hence its name.

BTW: If you want to make a thousand dollars with horses, make sure you have two thousand to start with!