Freedom From War

Freedom From War

PostBy: Rwalker On: Fri Feb 22, 2013 12:20 pm

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Re: Freedom From War

PostBy: I'm On Fire On: Fri Feb 22, 2013 1:03 pm

You want peace? Prepare for war.

Hey, this'll never happen with the Middle East constantly tearing itself apart over tracts of land, idiotic laws and stupid religion and the fanatics declaring Jihads on everyone and everything. 'That piece of sand, blew past me in a manner which offended me. JIHAD ON ALL THE SAND!!!'. Maybe a good start would be turning it into a glass parking lot? That's one way to reduce the amount of nukes any country has in it's inventory. We should start using them. Iran, China, N. Korea, the whole of the Middle East and Southern Asia, parts of Africa, Parts of South America, I can go on all day. Can't really seen anything wrong with Canada so they'll be ok...not even sure they have a real military or weapons anyway.....

Oh and BTW, who the hell put the US in charge of everything anyway?

I especially like the part about outer space. Per the United States no one is allowed to put any type of weapon in orbit. Well *censored*, that just ruined my plans for world domination, guess I'll just shelve the tactical readout and plans for the Death Star. Hopefully no nosy princess or Astromech droid get their hands on it, then we'll have a rebellion on our hands and my clone army isn't quite ready yet.

Also, it states the UN would get more power? Great. Does that mean more blue helmets and weapons without ammunition?

Oh, it's dated 1961....I'm pretty sure our nefarious leaders are going to try and resurrect this gem. 'Ooh look what I just found stuffed in Bill's desk while he was on vacation. Let's get this passed IMMEDIATELY!!'

President Odumbass will get an EO to force this into action immediately. His NWO will be the only ones with weapons and ammunition.

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MCP? Is that you? [End of Line], sorry, I forgot my identity disk at home. Lemme get on my light cycle and go get it.

LOL I slay myself....
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Re: Freedom From War

PostBy: samhill On: Fri Feb 22, 2013 2:04 pm

Everything old is new again except the ones too lazy to find out it was a hoax then. Lets see, yep that chicken is still running around with a hard hat. :P :lol:
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