They have no friggin' idea what it's supposed to do here. Right now it's partly sunny, cold. But they are saying it's supposed to start doing
something around noon. They aren't sure what, could be snow, could be rain, could be ice, could be giant falling rocks, fire falling from the sky. Then they are like, "We're not expecting any accumulation as the roads will be warm and it will be above freezing, but you could see 2-4"."
All I know is I wish I had the weather man's job. It's the only job where one can say, "Yeah, I'm not sure. It might do this, might do that...orrrr it could do this but you should totally expect something...maybe...or not...eh....through all the chips in the air and see where they land...or don't...I don't really care....is my new Porsche in? Great!!!" and not get fired.
I've got enough coal for another few weeks then I'm spent. Maybe it's time to place an order.