The Fed Gov has announced a new carbon tax on all household coal sales 1 year from today. If you can, look for alternative heat sources. They have a new satalite to check the emmisions from our chimney. $35 per Mc%~carbon flue.
Then you start a company studying the solar warming properties of ash, ask for $540Bn dollars but don't mention the word coal for the ash. Put in a couple of buckets of fish bait worms and ask for another $1Bn to study their mating habits in leap year. It's a new America we must all adapt.
I just sold my projected carbon tax credit to GE so now I can afford to burn more coal next year & get more credits to sell. I my even be able to get a subsidy so that I not only pay zero tax but get a refund as well, just like the top & bottom few % of Americans. Now I just have to open a tax free shelter on an off shore island, hope I can do it all on line, I hate air travel this time of year.