Nut coal with chute is the way to go. Why take away one of the nicer features of the stove?
That is why you can afford a fancy lawn mower as you are a smart man. Of course, I can't screw with that feature that would be silly. OK, so you and Freddy have ruined today's silly ideas, now I need to take a midday nap and come up with all new and even more daft notions. I know, I will randomly bomb a far away country that has never hurt me in any way and kill a bunch of innocent civilians that I say I am protecting - there, pick holes in that plan IF you can.