Relax,Vermonster,you have Coal Attention Deficit Disorder. It's very curable. Some of the Symptoms are: Ping-Pong Posting(Not letting everyone help you out on posted questions and giving some of those thoughts time to take effect) which also displays or presents with the desire to fire up another Post Thread in a different direction. Also very prevalent is the mad desire to dive in with boundless energy and enthusiasm,only to find that choice not producing the desired effect,and subsequent abandonment of the original choice and equipment. There are some easy and simple cures as I know them.Step 1,look down at your Vermonster Control Panel. On the right hand side is the "Chill" Button. Hit it now. This will keep you from wiping out Yourself,Your Wife,and Your Buddies. They can only haul in and out of your Home so many Coal Stoves before they stop picking up the phone. Step 2,there's this Surdiac in your Basement. Go down there and cut a Deal with it. Tell it that you're going to learn everything you can about it,how it lives and breathes,and then give it a hug and go to work with it. It's going to be alright! You're going to be a New Man in the morning! How do I know all of this,and have the nerve to tell you? I see a lot of this,and I've had it. Guys here have helped me and were patient trying to help me. Don't be afraid of Success with that Surdiac. If you've got the scratch laying around,then by all means,get a good used Chubby and put it in your Reserve Coal Stove Project Area 51. Make sure you're not acting like a sneaky SOB behind the Wife's back. Having a warm home without going broke serves her also,so see what you can do.......Good Luck,My Friend,and it's gonna be alright !