The Outer-Galactic Tale of The Cleveland Browns 2013 "Season" has come to a groaning,debris field filled Halt.I don't think the Late,Great Ray Bradbury,Or Dr. Carl Sagan could've made this one up. I think the Late,Great Rod Serling from the "Twilight Zone" and "Night Gallery" Fame could! Talking with the average Loony on The Street(Myself Included),this is what I've learned for current opinions......:1.)This was actually an Al-Quaeda Plot that wasn't caught by U.S.Intelligence and Security Agencies. It was designed as a Regional Slow-Torture and Mental Cruelty Action to find out just how ignorant and free with their cash a Region's People could be. 2.)An actual plot to force a Movie to be made about Football instead of Baseball along the lines of the movie"Major League". The ending to this one doesn't involve the Super Bowl or a hell of a lot of winning of anything. 3.)Last but not least,a feable attempt to sell not only Cleveland,OH.,but all of Cuyahoga County to the Communist Chinese Government to be used as their new U.S.Embassy.......You decide! Oh,and we won't bother chattin' bout' Chud's Firing...To hell with it! Can't wait for the Clown Car Institution they attempt to put out next Season. They're really going to have to stretch to top this Whopper! I'm becoming a Huge fan of High School Bowling !