Coal Cult

Post by **Lightning** » Sun. Jan. 12, 2014 11:29 am

Hambden Bob wrote:And let's not forget the Keeper-Wouldn't ! :punk:

Absolutely Wouldn't

Vangellis · Post by **Vangellis** » Sun. Jan. 12, 2014 1:57 pm

Would the secret handshake maybe consist of the two fist pump, but in a back and forth motion to simulate the shaking down
of the dread poisonous coal ashes.

Kevin

joeq · Post by **joeq** » Sun. Jan. 12, 2014 7:23 pm

Lightning wrote:I'm just shocked the wood burners have a forum..
What the hell would they talk about???

Hey how's yer wood? My wood is green.. Smolders, makes chimney fires.. Oh well my wood is seasoned burns hot and fast, I love getting up in the middle of the night to put on more wood.. As a matter of fact it gives me wood just thinkin about it... Would.. Wood.. Would..

It just doesn't get any better than this!!

labman · Post by **labman** » Sun. Jan. 12, 2014 7:39 pm

Well you can't get through to me!!! I'm wearing my aluminum foil hat so I don't hear the voices! But my wife is listening!

Hambden Bob · Post by **Hambden Bob** » Sun. Jan. 12, 2014 8:49 pm

You have forgotten to install your Aluminum Foil Britches ! While uncomfortable,they would've stopped us from entering and assuming Control. That's not your Lovely wife's Voice Your Hearing! That's our Resident Native Manitou,FreeTown Fred. You've been assimilated.....Now Burn The Black Rocks!

labman · Post by **labman** » Sun. Jan. 12, 2014 9:10 pm

One sounds as painful as the other?

Hambden Bob · Post by **Hambden Bob** » Sun. Jan. 12, 2014 9:55 pm

You're not sucking me into that one,Pal ! We're like the Borg from Star Trek,The Next Generation ! Resisitance Is Futile! Now Burn The Black Rocks !!

labman · Post by **labman** » Mon. Jan. 13, 2014 10:39 am

After 43 years of marriage, resistance is futile also. I must have married a Borg? I thought she was a Martin? My bad!

titleist1 · Post by **titleist1** » Mon. Jan. 13, 2014 12:01 pm

labman wrote:After 43 years of marriage, resistance is futile also. I must have married a Borg?

The worst of all scenarios..... ya were assimilated and ya didn't even know it!

joeq · Post by **joeq** » Mon. Jan. 13, 2014 6:40 pm

Ok people. I bought the Yankee mag today, and this is the caption I found to be a tad bit humorous.

....Who enjoys performing his own surgery!

joeq · Post by **joeq** » Mon. Jan. 13, 2014 6:45 pm

And here's our competitor...

Hey,...no fair...I want hedders for my stove.
And 3 sticks of wood? Yeah...right.

Sunny Boy · Post by **Sunny Boy** » Mon. Jan. 13, 2014 7:04 pm

Those are great !!!!

I know some guys just like them. I see one of them everyday, . . . . in the mirror !

Paul

joeq · Post by **joeq** » Mon. Jan. 13, 2014 11:19 pm

And finally one more. (Safe as a Pinto!

)

Frank Loyde Wright must be rolling over in his grave.

labman · Post by **labman** » Tue. Jan. 14, 2014 9:44 am

titleist1 wrote:
labman wrote:After 43 years of marriage, resistance is futile also. I must have married a Borg?

The worst of all scenarios..... ya were assimilated and ya didn't even know it!

Oh I knew it! But it's too late to change it now. I now realize I married my mother-in-law. I need cast iron britches.

Sunny Boy · Post by **Sunny Boy** » Tue. Jan. 14, 2014 12:39 pm

labman wrote: Oh I knew it! But it's too late to change it now. I now realize I married my mother-in-law. I need cast iron britches.

I was lucky - I escaped after 25 years. Then I found out that there is life after having once been "ass-imilated" !

I met a gal that grew up with coal stoves and she bought me one. Gals that like coal stoves are warm hearted !

Paul