What good news have we about Freetown Fred on his mountain?
I have not seen or heard any reports of retaliatory shearing by a roving band of sheep dressed in camoflage with gun belts and bandoliers of 45 calber pistol ammunition with grease painted faces using a stolen tractor, H+S hay wagon, and Coleman generator powering a set of floodlights and the rope driven OSTER shearing equipment in Freetown.
I have not seen any reports of spilled sheep stolen Coleman Coolers filled with cold beer and ice having been found on the side of the road near Freetown or empty beer cans having caused any wrecks or numerous flat tires.
(no reports of deep rutted alfalfa fields from wandering tractors and hay wagons either)
I understand he is getting better and is planning the counter attack to the dastardly flock of sheep that launched such a vicious attack on his person. I have offered my expertise in gorilla warfare tactics to him but have yet to be told my services are needed and or wanted. Somehow I think this is rather personal to the old but loveable coot.
Fred... You got my number..... Don't be shy in dialing the phone..........
Just back from the Doc's--I'm done with the wound vac. Just Silvadene & 4" gauze & tape twice a day. I'm a REAL HAPPY camper to get rid of that thar contraption--it was like draggin another person around with ya We're lookin at early Oct for the colon reconnect. Feelin better real slow on a daily basis, but healin physically real quick. Like to thank everybody for your support & many PM's & emails. Just remember you young woodpeckers---paybacks are a bitch!
I'm just hopin next winter slows down on it's start what with my reconnect surgery happening in Oct. Maybe I can find some cute twinkie to be tending the old Hitzer. Don't know how long I'll be down after that one. I'm takin twinkie applications as we speak--had one already---main requirement is NICE BOOBS & being able to tote a 25 lb. hod.