Yep,Seems The 'Ol Critter's Absence has been noticed here as of late! Well,to tell You All The Truth,He's in the Midst Of A Health Issue. What I can tell You All is that he's receiving some Good Care. And,more importantly,it 'aint at a Veterinary Hospital! Anything I relate to You has been sanctioned by him,as I wouldn't dare violate that Cantankerous Bastard's Privacy.
He's told me that he will be back here,so play nice while he's gone. It may be a little while,so be prepared for a Pop Quiz that he'll put you all through when he Triumphantly Returns! I have already made the mistake of telling him that he probably looks"Stunning" in that rear-peek-a-boo-view Hospital Gown. That alone has given him the incentive to return ASAP if only just to Pummel my Keister right into the ground!
In closing,that's all I know and can say. I don't even know where to send the Miserable Letch a "Get Well or Go To Hell" Card. Sooo,just post your miserable well-wishes right here. Thanx,Gang!