This is President Obama. I want to send a carrier group to the Persian Gulf immediately. Which one can get there soonest? .......... THE WHAT !?!
Just make sure no one dares to step over the red line. If they do paint it orange and tell them it was only drawn as a guideline. This is a stern warning and as soon as I get back from playing golf in CA I will deal with this. Well perhaps not immediately as my annual Maine vacation is coming up. Send Kerry in the meantime and tell them not to yell at him, yelling is mean.... and another thing, no more of that decapitation stuff either, it is against the Geneva Convention. Send a photo to the MSM of me looking tough with a flying jacket on, that will scare them. Sorry, gotta go T time. Wheres Valerie when I need her, I need to know what to do. Mouchelle is too busy to help. She is designing lunches for the illegals.