Funny Political Joke.

Funny Political Joke.

PostBy: EarthWindandFire On: Fri Jul 11, 2014 4:27 pm

A women in a hot air balloon realized she was lost. She lowered her altitude and spotted a man in a boat below. She shouted to him "Excuse me, can you help me? I promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago, but I don't know where I am."
The man consulted his portable GPS and replied, "You're in a hot air balloon, approximately 30 feet above ground elevation of 2,346 feet above the sea level. You are at 31 degrees, 14.97 minutes north latitude and 100 degrees, 49.09 minutes west longitude.
She rolled her eyes and said " You must be a Republican."
"I am," replied the man. "How did you know?"
"Well," answered the balloonist, "Everything you told me is technically correct, but I have no idea what to do with you're information and I'm still lost. Frankly, you've not been much help to me."
The man smiled and responded, "You must be a Democrat."
"I am," replied the balloonist. "How did you know?"
"Well," said the man, "You don't know where you are or where you are going. You've risen to where you are due to a large quantity of hot air. You made a promise you have no idea how to keep it and you expect me to solve your problem. You're in exactly the same position you were in before we met, and now it's my fault."
Last edited by EarthWindandFire on Fri Jul 11, 2014 6:00 pm, edited 1 time in total.
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Re: Funny Political Joke.

PostBy: Coalfire On: Fri Jul 11, 2014 4:30 pm

awesome :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: Funny Political Joke.

PostBy: I'm On Fire On: Fri Jul 11, 2014 8:13 pm

LOL it's funny because it's true. toothy
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Re: Funny Political Joke.

PostBy: Sunny Boy On: Fri Jul 11, 2014 8:24 pm

:D :D :D :D :D

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Re: Funny Political Joke.

PostBy: Flyer5 On: Sun Jul 13, 2014 2:03 pm

LOL :D :D
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