The Problem With Democrats

spc wrote:

Devil5052 wrote:

spc wrote:This is what John Dean, leader of the democrat party, said

John Dean was Nixon's legal counsel

Tip: You really shouldn't continue to debate until you know what you're talking about.

What did you think of Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid (D), did I get his name & party affiliation right?

Yes but you forgot to include his middle name
(I think it's Adolf or Benito or Hirohito.........something like that)

Devil5052 wrote:Yes but you forgot to include his middle name

Mason, like the jar. I did drop the "H" for Obama it is now "BO" if you didn't notice.

spc wrote:

Devil5052 wrote:Yes but you forgot to include his middle name

Mason, like the jar. I did drop the "H" for Obama it is now "BO" if you didn't notice.

Why did you drop Obama's middle name?

Devil5052 wrote:

spc wrote:

Devil5052 wrote:Yes but you forgot to include his middle name

Mason, like the jar. I did drop the "H" for Obama it is now "BO" if you didn't notice.

Why did you drop Obama's middle name?

For you, I knew you were offended. No comment on your majority leader?

spc wrote:Why did you drop Obama's middle name?

For you, I knew you were offended. No comment on your majority leader? [/quote]

Thanks

22 WAYS TO BE A GOOD DEMOCRAT:

1. You have to be against capital punishment, but support abortion on demand.

2. You have to believe that businesses create oppression and governments create prosperity.

3. You have to believe that guns in the hands of law-abiding Americans are more of a threat than U.S nuclear weapons technology in the hands of Chinese and North Korean communists.

4. You have to believe that there was no art before Federal funding.

5. You have to believe that global temperatures are less affected by documented cyclical changes in the earth's climate and more affected by soccer moms driving SUV's.[Stenzel, Gary] (and NOT affected by rich liberals flying in private jets and living in 20,000 sq ft homes.....)

6. You have to believe that gender roles are artificial but being homosexual is natural.

7. You have to believe that the AIDS virus is spread by a lack of federal funding.

8. You have to believe that the same teacher who can't teach fourth graders how to read is somehow qualified to teach those same kids about sex.

9. You have to believe that hunters don't care about nature, but loony activists who have never been outside of San Francisco do.

10. You have to believe that self-esteem is more important than actually doing something to earn it.

11. You have to believe that Mel Gibson spent $25 million of his own money to make 'The Passion of the Christ' for financial gain only.

12. You have to believe the NRA is bad because it supports certain parts of the Constitution, while the ACLU is good because it supports certain parts of the Constitution.

13. You have to believe that taxes are too low, but ATM fees are to o high.

14. You have to believe that Margaret Sanger and Gloria Steinem are more important to American history than Thomas Jefferson, Thomas Edison, and A.G. Bell.

15. You have to believe that standardized tests are racist, but racial quotas and set-asides are not.

16. You have to believe that Hillary Clinton is normal and is a very nice person.

17. You have to believe that the only reason socialism hasn't worked anywhere it's been tried is because the right people haven't been in charge.

18. You have to believe conservatives telling the truth belong in jail, but a liar and a sex offender belonged in the White House.

19. You have to believe that homosexual parades displaying drag, transvestites, and bestiality should be constitutionally protected, and manger scenes at Christmas should be illegal.

20. You have to believe that illegal Democrat Party funding by the Chinese Govern ment is somehow in the best interest to the United States .

21. You have to believe that this message is a part of a vast, right wing conspiracy.

22. You have to believe that it's okay to give Federal workers the day off on Christmas Day but it's not okay to say 'Merry Christmas.'

Ready to vote ???????????

This one's from a couple years ago.

http://www.buzzflash.com/contributors/06/02/con06073.html

You know you're still a Republican if:

You are more upset about Brokeback Mountain than Abu Ghraib.

You can’t stand Hilary Clinton’s hair but you have no problem with Tom DeLay’s.

You think Global Warming is no big deal but environmentalists are a major problem.

You support the "war on drugs" but think Rush Limbaugh is being prosecuted unfairly.

You think professional athletes make too much money but Sam Walton’s kids deserve everything they have.

You like the way George Bush walks.

You think Al Gore is "wooden" and Donald Rumsfeld has charisma.

You think CNN is biased but Fox News is neutral.

You like the sound of Newt Gingrich’s voice.

You are sure the United States has the best education and health care systems in the world.

You think Dick Cheney is a straight shooter.

You think Michael Chertoff’s beard makes him look distinguished.

You think the problem with our health care system is lawyers.

You think it was more important to locate Monica Lewinsky’s blue dress than to locate weapons of mass destruction.

You don’t believe "terrorism" has made Rudy Giuliani an incredibly rich man.

You believe freedom of speech covers everything Pat Robertson says and does, but burning a flag should be illegal.

You can be in the same room with Brit Hume.

You have yourself convinced that the country and world are better off now than 5 years ago.

And here's another, of the "fair and balanced" variety:

http://www.thespeciousreport.com/news.aspx?newsnum=7070080

You know you're a Republican if you can't stand your gay uncle, but you invite him to your son's wedding because he's rich.
You know you're a Democrat if you can't stand your rich uncle, but you invite him to your daughter's graduation because he's gay.

You know you're a Republican if you support George Bush's plan to put a man on Mars.
You know you're a Democrat if you want that man to be George Bush.

You know you're a Republican if you think Colin Powell might make a good President, if he weren't black.
You know you're a Democrat if you think Colin Powell might make a good President, if he weren't conservative.

You know you're a Republican if you think every Democrat is a closet Communist.
You know you're a Democrat if you think every Republican is closeted.

You know you're a Republican if you wouldn't mind if the Commonwealth of Massachusetts seceded from the Union.
You know you're a Democrat if you wish the Republic of Texas had never become a state.

You Know you're a Republican if you start off on third base and think you've hit a triple.
You Know you're a Democrat if you hit a single but believe you deserve a triple because the other team got one.

You Know you're a Republican if you believe the U.S. Constitution clearly supports strip mining.
You Know you're a Democrat if you believe the U.S. Constitution clearly supports strippers.

You Know you're a Republican if you can't fathom that Abraham Lincoln was actually a Republican.
You Know you're a Democrat if you can't fathom that Abraham Lincoln was actually a Republican.

The difference is these belong in the joke thread.

stockingfull wrote:This one's from a couple years ago.
http://www.buzzflash.com/contributors/06/02/con06073.html
And here's another, of the "fair and balanced" variety:
http://www.thespeciousreport.com/news.aspx?newsnum=7070080

QUOTE;
You know you're still a Republican if: Still?? who's changing??

You are more upset about Brokeback Mountain than Abu Ghraib. Nope, don't give a damn about either one

You can’t stand Hilary Clinton’s hair but you have no problem with Tom DeLay’s. Nope, dont give a damn about either one, for that matter this and the last comments would be more attributied to a 'limp wristed Democrat' than to a Republican.. someone is really streatching
You think Global Warming is no big deal but environmentalists are a major problem. Yep that's right,, global warming is an AL Gore Lie,, and the enviro-libs are who are keeping us from burning our own oil and coal,, and their Lib Lawyers have the courts all tied up and new business in a strangle-hold because of the costs involved to try to do battle with the enviro-nuts
You support the "war on drugs" but think Rush Limbaugh is being prosecuted unfairly. Nope, I think gets what he deserves.. But Bill Clinton got away with Perjury,,a bald faced lie on TV to every American citizen.. Now that is truely criminal..
You think professional athletes make too much money but Sam Walton’s kids deserve everything they have. Nope they both get what they get.. Pro atheletes are burnt out and done by 35-40 yrs.. usually a crippled mess.. and who should get Sam Waltons money?? a bunch of welfare brats and their constantly concieving mothers, and wow many fathers?

You like the way George Bush walks. Now you are handing out atributes that the 'limp writed democrats' would notice,, again.. I question your sexual orientation..
You think Al Gore is "wooden" and Donald Rumsfeld has charisma. Nope, don't like either one.. but would like to pee in All Gores shoe.. maybe the moisture will cool him down, and help prevent some 'global warming'

You think CNN is biased but Fox News is neutral. Yep, that's about right.. depending on the day and the dollars.

You like the sound of Newt Gingrich’s voice. Another of those 'limp writed democratic thingss.. you notice this stuff?? I see a trend here.. the demoncrats are in denial and are transfering thier preferences to the Repubs..

You are sure the United States has the best education and health care systems in the world.
If the 'great society' had worked, then our education system would still be very good.. but it didn't, the taxes to support the socialism made both parents have to work, so the schools have become a tax paid baby sitting programm the children that get a good education have parents that participate in their education.. THAT's what makes an education.. the kids know their parents care, and participate.. and not by sueing a teacher for having to disipline one of their brats because the parents won't do it. As for health care,, ask the thousands who come from socialist states with state healthcare, why the come to the States for healthcare
You think Dick Cheney is a straight shooter. Yep, damn near got his hunting partner, and he was drunk at the time too,, pretty straight shooting !!
You think Michael Chertoff’s beard makes him look distinguished. Another one of the 'limp wristed Democrat' focus' I'm bginning to really question the sexual orientation of this author and quoter

You think the problem with our health care system is lawyers. Not a question,, but a true statement.. If the tort system didn't make every prescription, diagnosis, and office visit subject to a multi-million dollar lawsuit.. then the malpractice insurance, and other liability associated costs would be much less and the cost to the consumer [patient] would be much less..
You think it was more important to locate Monica Lewinsky’s blue dress than to locate weapons of mass destruction. Well since Saddam had already killed what 400,000 of his own countrymen with WMD,, I don't think there was any doubt.. unless Saddam used them all up.. doubtfull.. as for monica's dress,, what, are you into cross-dressing too?? You don’t believe "terrorism" has made Rudy Giuliani an incredibly rich man.

You believe freedom of speech covers everything Pat Robertson says and does, but burning a flag should be illegal. How burning a flag became a form of speach is beyond me,, OH wait,, Lawyers were involved,, that explains it.
You can be in the same room with Brit Hume. Who's that,,, are you attempting to pass on another one of those 'limp-wristed democrat' personal choices again??
You have yourself convinced that the country and world are better off now than 5 years ago
Nope, we aren't.. there was this thing,, 09/11/2001,, remember,, the world is at war,, the muslim world against the Christian west we lost some 3000+ civilians on our own ground.. the war was brought to our doorstep..
And then there is the problem with the environuts, and their lawyers.. blocking the use of Anwar,, Blocking the increased use of coal for electricity.. Forcing the car companies to make ever more expensive emissions controls for a .0001% chnge in emission.s.. Nope we aren't better off at all..
The chinese are in direct competition with us for oil, steel, aluminum and other raw materials that used to be reasonable.. now they are crippling our society.. Yep it's all the republican's fault... lets see who was it that took a bundle in illegal Chinese money for their campaign??
HHMM..

Proud to be a republican, and a Patriot... Greg L

This is suppose to be "the most ethical congress ever".



BTW while watching the video tell me if Congressman Murtha's party affiliation is mentioned or shown.

Wow, Greg, all this focus on sexual orientation: McCain's "cojones", "limp wristed libs," and guns...

"You doth protest too much, methinks."



Not that there's anything wrong with that.

Typical lawyer double speak,, post something,, get a response,, then turn the tables.. and dance around the subject, and dodge responsibility... you are a 'class act',, I won't say what class... I'll say that it isn't 'high class'

It was your post and quote,, your authorship.. I'm not 'protesting ' at all.. just pointing out the author's and quoter's apparent orientation..

It appeared that the author had nothing to work with, so he created as much tranference of his 'views' upon the subject of this list.. I think about 50-60% of the items was of the questionable orientation.

It's laughable... the dems are the party of the 'rainbow coalition' and they want to transfer that to the Repubs...

got your little 'rainbow' on the windscreen of your bike??

Greg L

Hey, Greg, when I look to you to be a judge of "class," I'll let you know, OK? One thing's for sure: people with "class" can debate issues without going around judging the "class" of others in the public square.

Seriously, you take yourself WAY too seriously. And the stridency of your homophobia is telling. More of your rank amateur psychiatry; good God, man, you sound just like Larry Craig.

Have you considered that your obvious need to condemn those whose views depart from yours may be, as you've put it, a "character flaw?"

Hey guys......Things degenerating into an elementary school food fight again.

stockingfull wrote:Hey, Greg, when I look to you to be a judge of "class," I'll let you know, OK? One thing's for sure: people with "class" can debate issues without going around judging the "class" of others in the public square.

Seriously, you take yourself WAY too seriously. And the stridency of your homophobia is telling. More of your rank amateur psychiatry; good God, man, you sound just like Larry Craig.

Have you considered that your obvious need to condemn those whose views depart from yours may be, as you've put it, a "character flaw?"

Hey Stocking : look in the mirror and read your above post... sure seems to fit the image in the mirror.. you constantly try to transfer YOUR issues onto others..

If a poll were to be taken on this site, I'm sure I would be rated 'higher class' than you, by several orders of magnitude. You offer nothing to the site or it's readership... it's a coal burning site.. remember?? When I research your posting records.. it is obvious you need to find some political site to frequent.. or a lawyer-debate site.. I can't see what pleasure you get by even being here... speaks volumes about your 'character'.. lets see.. sort of like going to a MADD site and posting your recipes for mixed drinks. And how to chug beer, then how to avoid the police and drive drunk..

Greg L

lets see,, where is that 'ignore' feature again...