You know you're still a Republican if: Still?? who's changing??
You are more upset about Brokeback Mountain than Abu Ghraib. Nope, don't give a damn about either one
You can’t stand Hilary Clinton’s hair but you have no problem with Tom DeLay’s. Nope, dont give a damn about either one, for that matter this and the last comments would be more attributied to a 'limp wristed Democrat' than to a Republican.. someone is really streatching
You think Global Warming is no big deal but environmentalists are a major problem. Yep that's right,, global warming is an AL Gore Lie,, and the enviro-libs are who are keeping us from burning our own oil and coal,, and their Lib Lawyers have the courts all tied up and new business in a strangle-hold because of the costs involved to try to do battle with the enviro-nuts
You support the "war on drugs" but think Rush Limbaugh is being prosecuted unfairly. Nope, I think gets what he deserves.. But Bill Clinton got away with Perjury,,a bald faced lie on TV to every American citizen.. Now that is truely criminal..
You think professional athletes make too much money but Sam Walton’s kids deserve everything they have. Nope they both get what they get.. Pro atheletes are burnt out and done by 35-40 yrs.. usually a crippled mess.. and who should get Sam Waltons money?? a bunch of welfare brats and their constantly concieving mothers, and wow many fathers?
You like the way George Bush walks. Now you are handing out atributes that the 'limp writed democrats' would notice,, again.. I question your sexual orientation..
You think Al Gore is "wooden" and Donald Rumsfeld has charisma. Nope, don't like either one.. but would like to pee in All Gores shoe.. maybe the moisture will cool him down, and help prevent some 'global warming'
You think CNN is biased but Fox News is neutral. Yep, that's about right.. depending on the day and the dollars.
You like the sound of Newt Gingrich’s voice. Another of those 'limp writed democratic thingss.. you notice this stuff?? I see a trend here.. the demoncrats are in denial and are transfering thier preferences to the Repubs..
You are sure the United States has the best education and health care systems in the world.
If the 'great society' had worked, then our education system would still be very good.. but it didn't, the taxes to support the socialism made both parents have to work, so the schools have become a tax paid baby sitting programm the children that get a good education have parents that participate in their education.. THAT's what makes an education.. the kids know their parents care, and participate.. and not by sueing a teacher for having to disipline one of their brats because the parents won't do it. As for health care,, ask the thousands who come from socialist states with state healthcare, why the come to the States for healthcare
You think Dick Cheney is a straight shooter. Yep, damn near got his hunting partner, and he was drunk at the time too,, pretty straight shooting !!
You think Michael Chertoff’s beard makes him look distinguished. Another one of the 'limp wristed Democrat' focus' I'm bginning to really question the sexual orientation of this author and quoter
You think the problem with our health care system is lawyers. Not a question,, but a true statement.. If the tort system didn't make every prescription, diagnosis, and office visit subject to a multi-million dollar lawsuit.. then the malpractice insurance, and other liability associated costs would be much less and the cost to the consumer [patient] would be much less..
You think it was more important to locate Monica Lewinsky’s blue dress than to locate weapons of mass destruction. Well since Saddam had already killed what 400,000 of his own countrymen with WMD,, I don't think there was any doubt.. unless Saddam used them all up.. doubtfull.. as for monica's dress,, what, are you into cross-dressing too?? You don’t believe "terrorism" has made Rudy Giuliani an incredibly rich man.
You believe freedom of speech covers everything Pat Robertson says and does, but burning a flag should be illegal. How burning a flag became a form of speach is beyond me,, OH wait,, Lawyers were involved,, that explains it.
You can be in the same room with Brit Hume. Who's that,,, are you attempting to pass on another one of those 'limp-wristed democrat' personal choices again??
You have yourself convinced that the country and world are better off now than 5 years ago
Nope, we aren't.. there was this thing,, 09/11/2001,, remember,, the world is at war,, the muslim world against the Christian west we lost some 3000+ civilians on our own ground.. the war was brought to our doorstep..
And then there is the problem with the environuts, and their lawyers.. blocking the use of Anwar,, Blocking the increased use of coal for electricity.. Forcing the car companies to make ever more expensive emissions controls for a .0001% chnge in emission.s.. Nope we aren't better off at all..
The chinese are in direct competition with us for oil, steel, aluminum and other raw materials that used to be reasonable.. now they are crippling our society.. Yep it's all the republican's fault... lets see who was it that took a bundle in illegal Chinese money for their campaign??
Proud to be a republican, and a Patriot... Greg L