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Post by Devil505 » Thu. Mar. 20, 2008 1:27 pm

I am hereby announcing my candidacy for President of the United States...running under "The Anthracite Party of America"

Party Platform: (open to ideas here)

1. Every coal appliance qualifies for a 300% tax credit (for every year you own it!)
2. Coal will qualify for tax credits & all new cars must be converted to run on coal within 6 months!
3. Anyone who can prove he/she has been heating with coal for at least 3 years...........is hereby appointed to (an enlarged) Supreme Court!
4. All (good looking, young) women are hereby prohibited from wearing any clothing!
5. Coal burners will have windshield stickers that will exempt them from stopping at red lights.

Will someone second my platform?
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Post by coalkirk » Thu. Mar. 20, 2008 1:32 pm

I could "get behind" #4!! :lol:

 
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Post by spc » Thu. Mar. 20, 2008 2:22 pm

Guys, your wives are standing behind you. :jawdrop: :hammer: bop2 :chop: :blowup:


 
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Post by Richard S. » Thu. Mar. 20, 2008 7:42 pm

Sorry but you hand fired guys got some funny ideas, I'm voting strictly "girlie man".

 
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Post by CoalHeat » Fri. Mar. 21, 2008 8:23 am

Does the Anthracite Party lean Left or Right? :twisted: :evil: :devil:

 
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Post by Devil505 » Fri. Mar. 21, 2008 8:31 am

Wood'nCoal wrote:Does the Anthracite Party lean Left or Right? :twisted: :evil: :devil:
Ramrod straight up the middle!

Example:
I tried to humanely "shew" a squirrel out the door yesterday ................just before I caved in his skull with a 2x4!......That's the very definition of "middle of the road.")
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Post by CoalHeat » Fri. Mar. 21, 2008 10:02 am

Middle sounds good to me. Poor dead squirrel!

 
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Post by BugsyR » Fri. Mar. 21, 2008 3:27 pm

All this political discussion got me curious so during lunch I searched and found some of those online "Are you a lefty or righty" type tests.

As I was eating some pizza at my desk taking one test the results showed I was slightly left.

After I finished the pizza and taking a second test I fell slightly to the right.

Can't figure this all out on how pizza affects your political stance so I have formed the opinion that my mind is still unbalanced from the lead poisoning, I like coal and I hate squirrels....so Devil...I'll second your motion!!! Anthracite Party...woohoo!!!

 
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Post by Devil505 » Fri. Mar. 21, 2008 5:05 pm

Damn!! Gov. Richardson just backed Obama......He must not have heard about the Anthracite Party yet!
Thanks for your seconding motion Mike......I'll try not to let you or the country down!

 
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Post by spc » Fri. Mar. 21, 2008 5:43 pm

Devil5052 wrote:Thanks for your seconding motion Mike......I'll try not to let you or the country down!
Wait a minute is this an endorsement for Devil5052? Say it ain't so. :wtf:

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