I am hereby announcing my candidacy for President of the United States...running under "The Anthracite Party of America"
Party Platform: (open to ideas here)
1. Every coal appliance qualifies for a 300% tax credit (for every year you own it!) 2. Coal will qualify for tax credits & all new cars must be converted to run on coal within 6 months! 3. Anyone who can prove he/she has been heating with coal for at least 3 years...........is hereby appointed to (an enlarged) Supreme Court! 4. All (good looking, young) women are hereby prohibited from wearing any clothing! 5. Coal burners will have windshield stickers that will exempt them from stopping at red lights.
Will someone second my platform?
Last edited by Devil505 on Fri Mar 21, 2008 5:03 pm, edited 1 time in total.
All this political discussion got me curious so during lunch I searched and found some of those online "Are you a lefty or righty" type tests.
As I was eating some pizza at my desk taking one test the results showed I was slightly left.
After I finished the pizza and taking a second test I fell slightly to the right.
Can't figure this all out on how pizza affects your political stance so I have formed the opinion that my mind is still unbalanced from the lead poisoning, I like coal and I hate squirrels....so Devil...I'll second your motion!!! Anthracite Party...woohoo!!!