Drink Beer, Become Smarter.

Drink Beer, Become Smarter.

PostBy: Richard S. On: Sat Mar 29, 2008 2:57 pm

In one episode of 'Cheers', Cliff is seated at the bar
describing the Buffalo Theory to his buddy, Norm. I don't think I've
ever heard the concept explained any better than this .

'Well you see, Norm, it's like this . . . A herd of buffalo can
only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted,
it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first.
This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the
general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the
regular killing of the weakest members.
In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast
as the slowest brain cells.

Now, as we know, excessive intake of alcohol kills brain cells.

But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells
first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker
brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine.
And that, Norm, is why you always feel smarter after a few
beers.'


I should be smartest guy on the planet, at least when I was in my 20's. How come I'm not. :x
Richard S.
 
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Re: Drink Beer, Become Smarter.

PostBy: daveuz On: Sat Mar 29, 2008 4:01 pm

Good stuff there!! Cheers was one of the all time great programs IMHO.
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Re: Drink Beer, Become Smarter.

PostBy: Wood'nCoal On: Sat Mar 29, 2008 4:31 pm

I should be a genius at this point.
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Re: Drink Beer, Become Smarter.

PostBy: Richard S. On: Sat Mar 29, 2008 4:46 pm

E = mmmmmm beer :lol:
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Re: Drink Beer, Become Smarter.

PostBy: coalkirk On: Sat Mar 29, 2008 5:48 pm

Makes perfect sense to me. I knew I was getting smarter but hadn't pinpointed why yet. :cheers:
Here's antoher great side effect of beer. Now that's smart!

news.com.au — EUROPEAN men are flocking to Bulgaria to buy "breast-boosting beer" after the country's accession to the EU has meant that customs duties on the tipple have been abolished. The millet-based ale called Boza allegedly makes women's breasts bigger, but was previously expensive.
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Re: Drink Beer, Become Smarter.

PostBy: Wood'nCoal On: Sat Mar 29, 2008 6:47 pm

Wood'nCoal
 
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Re: Drink Beer, Become Smarter.

PostBy: coalkirk On: Sat Mar 29, 2008 10:38 pm

I'm feeling smarter than I was an hour or two ago.
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Re: Drink Beer, Become Smarter.

PostBy: ktm rider On: Sun Mar 30, 2008 7:57 am

Norm once summed up women with these VERY true words:

"Women, you can't live with em' ........pass the beernuts !" :lol:
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Re: Drink Beer, Become Smarter.

PostBy: Wood'nCoal On: Sun Mar 30, 2008 9:36 am

ktm rider wrote:Norm once summed up women with these VERY true words:

"Women, you can't live with em' ........pass the beernuts !" :lol:


As did Flounder.
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Re: Drink Beer, Become Smarter.

PostBy: Duengeon master On: Sun Mar 30, 2008 11:40 am

Homer Simpson say's hooo-hooo beer!!!! :cheers: I will also become more intelligent a few hours from now! :beer:
coalkirk wrote:I'm feeling smarter than I was an hour or two ago.
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Re: Drink Beer, Become Smarter.

PostBy: coalkirk On: Sun Mar 30, 2008 11:45 am

Duengeon master wrote:Homer Simpson say's hooo-hooo beer!!!! :cheers: I will also become more intelligent a few hours from now! :beer:
coalkirk wrote:I'm feeling smarter than I was an hour or two ago.

Well that was 9:30 last night and by around 11:00 I must have been a genius... can't quite recall. :D
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