LOL.... I don't watch much of anything broadcast whether it's cable or local but do catch some of it when my Grandmother is watching.
"Have you been in an accident with truck?"
Translation: "Hey dirt ball, if you were hit by a truck they have a multi million dollar policy."
I try and stick with the on demand stuff. Those commercials can be just as bad but you can FF through them. I get really impatient with anything that has commercials. I can login to my Comcast account online, that has some commercials you can't FF through. I'll switch to another tab and browse some web pages.