Wearing Your Burka for Safety. . . .

WEARING YOUR BURKA FOR SAFETY. . . .

PostBy: SWPaDon On: Sat May 14, 2016 3:33 pm

I took down my Rebel flag (which you can't buy on ebay any more) and peeled the NRA sticker off the front door.

I disconnected my home alarm system and quit the candy-ass Neighborhood Watch.

I bought two Pakistani flags and put one at each corner of the front yard. Then I purchased the black flag of ISIS (which you CAN buy on ebay) and ran it up the flag pole...

Now, the local police, sheriff, FBI, CIA, NSA, Homeland Security, Secret Service and other agencies are all watching my house 24/7.

I've NEVER felt safer and I'm saving the $69.95 a month that ADT used to charge me.

Plus, I bought burkas for my family. When we go shopping or travel we wear them; everyone moves out of the way......and security thinks twice before patting us down.

Hot Dang — Safe at last — Ain’t America great?
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Re: WEARING YOUR BURKA FOR SAFETY. . . .

PostBy: davidmcbeth3 On: Sat May 14, 2016 4:52 pm

خير لكم أمريكا
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Re: WEARING YOUR BURKA FOR SAFETY. . . .

PostBy: ONEDOLLAR On: Sat May 14, 2016 5:11 pm

davidmcbeth3 wrote:خير لكم أمريكا


Roughly translated for those that don't read Arabic.. "USA is good to you"
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Re: WEARING YOUR BURKA FOR SAFETY. . . .

PostBy: rberq On: Sat May 14, 2016 8:00 pm

SWPaDon wrote: Now, the local police, sheriff, FBI, CIA, NSA, Homeland Security, Secret Service and other agencies are all watching my house 24/7.

OK for YOU, but the rest of us get put on the no-fly list just for reading your stuff here on the forum. :cry:
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Re: WEARING YOUR BURKA FOR SAFETY. . . .

PostBy: gaw On: Sat May 14, 2016 8:07 pm

I have seen a few burkas walking around parts of Philly and Ney Jersey. Maybe SWPaDon was inside of one of them.
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Re: WEARING YOUR BURKA FOR SAFETY. . . .

PostBy: SWPaDon On: Sat May 14, 2016 8:10 pm

rberq wrote:
SWPaDon wrote: Now, the local police, sheriff, FBI, CIA, NSA, Homeland Security, Secret Service and other agencies are all watching my house 24/7.

OK for YOU, but the rest of us get put on the no-fly list just for reading your stuff here on the forum. :cry:

:angel: ;)
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Re: WEARING YOUR BURKA FOR SAFETY. . . .

PostBy: SWPaDon On: Sat May 14, 2016 8:11 pm

gaw wrote:I have seen a few burkas walking around parts of Philly and Ney Jersey. Maybe SWPaDon was inside of one of them.

:bag: :nana:
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Re: WEARING YOUR BURKA FOR SAFETY. . . .

PostBy: johnjoseph On: Sat May 14, 2016 8:30 pm

SWPaDon...will you our token imam? :gee: :verycool:
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Re: WEARING YOUR BURKA FOR SAFETY. . . .

PostBy: SWPaDon On: Sat May 14, 2016 8:43 pm

johnjoseph wrote:SWPaDon...will you our token imam? :gee: :verycool:

:eek2: :beer: :out:
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