I'm going downstairs and burn all the papers that have piled up next to my desk, once the woodstove gets going it should smoke up the whole street nicely.
It's so difficult to put all those heavy pieces of paper through the shredder and then take the bag to the recycling center.
BTW, anybody who is getting their hackles up about this: I am very particular about recycling all our cans and bottles and newspapers and cardboard, and dead batteries, and scrap metals, and everything else that can be recycled.
I just went to the county today with it all. All those empty Yuengling cans can't all possibly be from me!