Stove Not Heating Home Like It Used to...

coalnewbie · Post by **coalnewbie** » Tue. Dec. 06, 2016 4:13 am

After being asked to look for a basketball in his chimney he was last seen leaving stage left screaming ... Hey, check Santa Claus is not stuck up there also. No joke, I've seen it .. hahahahahaha, I slay myself. Or found something so simple he is embarrassed to share ..I've definitely seen and done that one.

bksaun · Post by **bksaun** » Tue. Dec. 06, 2016 9:25 am

Patience please, maybe he is busy or sidetracked, tis the season! He may also be married, that would explain it

SWPaDon · Post by **SWPaDon** » Tue. Dec. 06, 2016 9:44 am

bksaun wrote:Patience please, maybe he is busy or sidetracked, tis the season! He may also be married, that would explain it

Maybe she 'offed' him due to a cold house?

Post by **LehighanthraciteMatt** » Tue. Dec. 06, 2016 11:12 am

SWPaDon wrote:
bksaun wrote:Patience please, maybe he is busy or sidetracked, tis the season! He may also be married, that would explain it
Maybe she 'offed' him due to a cold house?

Post by **Lightning** » Tue. Dec. 06, 2016 6:44 pm

coalnewbie wrote:After being asked to look for a basketball in his chimney he was last seen leaving stage left screaming ... Hey, check Santa Claus is not stuck up there also. No joke, I've seen it .. hahahahahaha, I slay myself. Or found something so simple he is embarrassed to share ..I've definitely seen and done that one.

No need to let pride get in the way here...

Scary Experience Lighting the Coal Furnace

Sunny Boy · Post by **Sunny Boy** » Tue. Dec. 06, 2016 6:57 pm

Lightning wrote:
coalnewbie wrote:After being asked to look for a basketball in his chimney he was last seen leaving stage left screaming ... Hey, check Santa Claus is not stuck up there also. No joke, I've seen it .. hahahahahaha, I slay myself. Or found something so simple he is embarrassed to share ..I've definitely seen and done that one.
No need to let pride get in the way here...

Scary Experience Lighting the Coal Furnace

We're guys,.... we're wired to do stuff the like that from birth !

And as part of "nature's grand plan", we form relationships with women, who are wired to remind us of that kinda stuff for at least a decade afterwards.

The day that I don't do something lame, dangerous, or just plain stupid, is probably just before I get to read my own obituary !

Paul

freetown fred · Post by **freetown fred** » Tue. Dec. 06, 2016 7:12 pm

You betcha Paul!

corey · Post by **corey** » Tue. Dec. 06, 2016 7:46 pm

Lightning wrote:
coalnewbie wrote:After being asked to look for a basketball in his chimney he was last seen leaving stage left screaming ... Hey, check Santa Claus is not stuck up there also. No joke, I've seen it .. hahahahahaha, I slay myself. Or found something so simple he is embarrassed to share ..I've definitely seen and done that one.
No need to let pride get in the way here...

Scary Experience Lighting the Coal Furnace

Glad things were ok Lightning. Wow

Post by **Rob R.** » Tue. Dec. 06, 2016 8:17 pm

SWPaDon wrote:
bksaun wrote:Patience please, maybe he is busy or sidetracked, tis the season! He may also be married, that would explain it
Maybe she 'offed' him due to a cold house?

Don't be so rough on the poor guy. If he is from Ellenburg, NY a poor performing stove is no laughing matter...some years they still have snow drifts in mid May.

hotblast1357 · Post by **hotblast1357** » Tue. Dec. 06, 2016 8:30 pm

Rob I was wondering if that's what his name was implying!

Also guys up in ellenburg the internet is so slow he's probably only able to upload a webpage per day lmao

SWPaDon · Post by **SWPaDon** » Tue. Dec. 06, 2016 8:31 pm

Rob R. wrote:Don't be so rough on the poor guy. If he is from Ellenburg, NY a poor performing stove is no laughing matter...some years they still have snow drifts in mid May

Hell, I was asking a question. It's hard to say where they are from, as no location is listed (boy I hope the Mayor fixes that). But the OP hasn't been back since the first day, so the thread has just been 'freewheelin' for several days now. Maybe they are from southern Virgina where it's been warm, or maybe Ellenburg Court, Nc. or Ellenburg Road, Sc.?