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Post by coalnewbie » Fri. Dec. 30, 2016 8:13 am

... luckily he yelled Allahu Akbar and they apologized and gave him his explosive license and offered nuclear bomb training.

 
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Post by johnjoseph » Fri. Dec. 30, 2016 9:09 am

coalnewbie wrote:... luckily he yelled Allahu Akbar and they apologized and gave him his explosive license and offered nuclear bomb training.
:rofl: That's just great!

 
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Post by warminmn » Fri. Dec. 30, 2016 9:31 am

coalnewbie wrote:... luckily he yelled Allahu Akbar and they apologized and gave him his explosive license and offered nuclear bomb training.
... to which he accepted, as long as his buddies Omar and Abdullah could come along too. They had been studying nuclear fusion for years, and thought they could use the info to help build there new invention which would make them millions. It was a device that would .....


 
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Post by johnjoseph » Fri. Dec. 30, 2016 9:34 am

warminmn wrote:
coalnewbie wrote:... luckily he yelled Allahu Akbar and they apologized and gave him his explosive license and offered nuclear bomb training.
... to which he accepted, as long as his buddies Omar and Abdullah could come along too. They had been studying nuclear fusion for years, and thought they could use the info to help build there new invention which would make them millions. It was a device that would .....
bring them many virgins, scores of sheep and rid the world of swine bombs utilized by the western worlds most famous president-elect, who promised .....

 
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Post by waldo lemieux » Fri. Dec. 30, 2016 10:27 am

"Yes we can"... And he did, its just that......

 
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Post by warminmn » Fri. Dec. 30, 2016 3:18 pm

... on his way to deliver his promises, he stopped at the local Hooters for a few beers. Upon entering, he say Jimmy Carter and George W Bush sitting in the corner, probably both about half drunk. So he strode right over to the table and sat down, ordered a round for the table, and started talking. He was looking for advice from Jimmy. He asked, "Jimmy, if there was one thing you would tell me not to do, what would it be". Jimmy guzzled his beer, wiped the froth from his mouth and began. "Never, ever.....


 
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Post by johnjoseph » Fri. Dec. 30, 2016 3:34 pm

warminmn wrote:... on his way to deliver his promises, he stopped at the local Hooters for a few beers. Upon entering, he say Jimmy Carter and George W Bush sitting in the corner, probably both about half drunk. So he strode right over to the table and sat down, ordered a round for the table, and started talking. He was looking for advice from Jimmy. He asked, "Jimmy, if there was one thing you would tell me not to do, what would it be". Jimmy guzzled his beer, wiped the froth from his mouth and began. "Never, ever.....


...put a nut in your mouth without salt...Jimmy further explained the importance...salivating is important and without doing so many decisions will lack virtually any semblance of love for fellow leaders...Trump looked him square in the eye and asked....

 
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Post by joeq » Fri. Dec. 30, 2016 3:42 pm

"How windy is it"? (Asks Ed McMahon)
It's so windy, the chicken laid the same egg 3 times. :lol:

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