Implant Will Alert Your Cell Phone When Your Man Is Cheating
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No lightning that is not it .. It mean it detects if you claim to be in the one match club but you smell of matchlight.
A dairy farmer invented something similar to keep tabs on his wife. This was way before the internet and smart phones. When he had to be out of town for a couple days he placed a cup of fresh milk under the bed, and hung a spoon from the springs. He adjusted it so with just her weight on the bed the spoon stayed dry, but with two people on the bed it would dip into the milk and he could see the evidence. When he returned home he peeked under the bed and was dismayed to see the spoon had indeed been in the milk. Then he pulled the cup of milk out, it had turned into butter.
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I had to think a couple seconds about that one! Very funny!top top wrote:A dairy farmer invented something similar to keep tabs on his wife. This was way before the internet and smart phones. When he had to be out of town for a couple days he placed a cup of fresh milk under the bed, and hung a spoon from the springs. He adjusted it so with just her weight on the bed the spoon stayed dry, but with two people on the bed it would dip into the milk and he could see the evidence. When he returned home he peeked under the bed and was dismayed to see the spoon had indeed been in the milk. Then he pulled the cup of milk out, it had turned into butter.
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If your partner is not willing to install this implant, you might want to think twice about their commitment to you.”
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'If your partner is not willing to install this implant, you might want to think twice about their commitment to you.”
If you have a partner that thinks this implant is a good Idea,..... you need alot more than an implant !
Paul
If you have a partner that thinks this implant is a good Idea,..... you need alot more than an implant !
Paul
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