Implant Will Alert Your Cell Phone When Your Man Is Cheating

Implant Will Alert Your Cell Phone When Your Man Is Cheating

PostBy: johnjoseph On: Tue Dec 20, 2016 1:38 pm

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Re: Implant Will Alert Your Cell Phone When Your Man Is Cheating

PostBy: Lightning On: Tue Dec 20, 2016 4:15 pm

Well that's no good cuz then I can't play with it anymore hahaha.
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Re: Implant Will Alert Your Cell Phone When Your Man Is Cheating

PostBy: coalnewbie On: Tue Dec 20, 2016 4:42 pm

No lightning that is not it .. It mean it detects if you claim to be in the one match club but you smell of matchlight.
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Re: Implant Will Alert Your Cell Phone When Your Man Is Cheating

PostBy: top top On: Fri Mar 31, 2017 8:45 am

A dairy farmer invented something similar to keep tabs on his wife. This was way before the internet and smart phones. When he had to be out of town for a couple days he placed a cup of fresh milk under the bed, and hung a spoon from the springs. He adjusted it so with just her weight on the bed the spoon stayed dry, but with two people on the bed it would dip into the milk and he could see the evidence. When he returned home he peeked under the bed and was dismayed to see the spoon had indeed been in the milk. Then he pulled the cup of milk out, it had turned into butter.
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Re: Implant Will Alert Your Cell Phone When Your Man Is Cheating

PostBy: warminmn On: Fri Mar 31, 2017 10:44 am

top top wrote:A dairy farmer invented something similar to keep tabs on his wife. This was way before the internet and smart phones. When he had to be out of town for a couple days he placed a cup of fresh milk under the bed, and hung a spoon from the springs. He adjusted it so with just her weight on the bed the spoon stayed dry, but with two people on the bed it would dip into the milk and he could see the evidence. When he returned home he peeked under the bed and was dismayed to see the spoon had indeed been in the milk. Then he pulled the cup of milk out, it had turned into butter.


I had to think a couple seconds about that one! Very funny! :lol:
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Re: Implant Will Alert Your Cell Phone When Your Man Is Cheating

PostBy: davidmcbeth3 On: Fri Mar 31, 2017 5:18 pm

If your partner is not willing to install this implant, you might want to think twice about their commitment to you.”

Merchandising merchandising !
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Re: Implant Will Alert Your Cell Phone When Your Man Is Cheating

PostBy: Sunny Boy On: Sat Apr 01, 2017 1:03 am

'If your partner is not willing to install this implant, you might want to think twice about their commitment to you.”

If you have a partner that thinks this implant is a good Idea,..... you need alot more than an implant ! :lol:

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Re: Implant Will Alert Your Cell Phone When Your Man Is Cheating

PostBy: cokehead On: Sat Apr 01, 2017 4:59 am

Insanity! :o
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Re: Implant Will Alert Your Cell Phone When Your Man Is Cheating

PostBy: Freddy On: Sat Apr 01, 2017 6:09 am

This is the joke forum? All you have to do is look at the advertisers on a site to know if it's fake news.
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Re: Implant Will Alert Your Cell Phone When Your Man Is Cheating

PostBy: Lightning On: Sat Apr 01, 2017 2:57 pm

Freddy wrote:This is the joke forum? All you have to do is look at the advertisers on a site to know if it's fake news.

Yeah and be careful cuz some of that click bait is bugged... :lol:
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