I received a call from Mike Wilson, a very American sounding name with a terrible foreign accent. I was chosen to receive a grant of $8,500 just for being a good guy. I am really starting to like Mike Wilson. After listening to his bs for a few minutes he asked how I would like to receive my money, credit card, debit card, government payment card, or wired into a bank account. I said just mail me a check. Oh no can do! I then informed him that I don’t trust banks or credit cards and that we keep all our money in a mattress and mailing the check would be best. He then goes ha, ha, ha, you can expect your money and then hung up on me.