why did the chicken cross the road

why did the chicken cross the road

PostBy: acesover On: Sun Jun 01, 2008 11:02 pm

BARACK OBAMA:
The chicken crossed the road because it was time for a CHANGE! The chicken wanted CHANGE!


JOHN MC CAIN:
My friends, that chicken crossed the road because he recognized the need toengage in cooperation and dialogue with all the chickens on the other side ofthe road.


HILLARY CLINTON:
When I was First Lady, I personally helped that little chicken to cross theroad. This experience makes me uniquely qualified to ensure -- right from DayOne! -- that every chicken in this country gets the chance it deserves to crossthe road. But then, this really isn't about me.......


DR. PHIL:
The problem we have here is that this chicken won't realize that he must firstdeal with the problem on 'THIS' side of the road before it goes after the problemon the 'OTHER SIDE' of the road. What we need to do is help him realize howstupid he's acting by not taking on his 'CURRENT' problems before adding 'NEW'problems.


OPRAH:
Well, I understand that the chicken is having problems, which is why he wantsto cross this road so bad. So instead of having the chicken learn from hismistakes and take falls, which is a part of life, I'm going to give thischicken a car so that he can just drive across the road and not live his lifelike the rest of the chickens.


GEORGE W. BUSH:
We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know ifthe chicken is on our side of the road, or not. The chicken is either againstus, or for us. There is no middle ground here.


COLIN POWELL:
Now to the left of the screen, you can clearly see the satellite image of thechicken crossing the road...


ANDERSON COOPER - CNN:
We have reason to believe there is a chicken, but we have not yet been allowedto have access to the other side of the road.


JOHN KERRY:
Although I voted to let the chicken cross the road, I am now against it! It wasthe wrong road to cross, and I was misled about the chicken's intentions. I amnot for it now, and will remain against it.


NANCY GRACE:
That chicken crossed the road because he's GUILTY! You can see it in his eyesand the way he walks.


PAT BUCHANAN:
To steal the job of a decent, hardworking American.


MARTHA STEWART:
No one called me to warn me which way that chicken was going. I had a standingorder at the Farmer's Market to sell my eggs when the price dropped to acertain level. No little bird gave me any insider information.


DR SEUSS:
Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a toad? Yes, the chickencrossed the road, but why it crossed I've not been told.


ERNEST HEMINGWAY:
To die in the rain. Alone.


JERRY FALWELL:
Because the chicken was gay! Can't you people see the plain truth?' That's whythey call it the 'other side.' Yes, my friends, that chicken is gay. And if youeat that chicken, you will become gay too. I say we boycott all chickens untilwe sort out this abomination that the liberal media white washes with seeminglyharmless phrases like 'the other side. That chicken should not be crossing theroad. It's as plain and as simple as that.


GRANDPA:
In my day we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Somebody told us the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough.


BARBARA WALTERS:
Isn't that interesting? In a few moments, we will be listening to the chickentell, for the first time, the heart warming story of how it experienced aserious case of molting, and went on to accomplish its life long dream ofcrossing the road.


ARISTOTLE:
It is the nature of chickens to cross the road.


JOHN LENNON:
Imagine all the chickens in the world crossing roads together, in peace.


BILL GATES:
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ALBERT EINSTEIN:
Did the chicken really cross the road, or did the road move beneath thechicken?


BILL CLINTON:
I did not cross the road with THAT chicken. What is your definition of chicken?


AL GORE:
I invented the chicken!


COLONEL SANDERS:
Did I miss one?


DICK CHENEY:
Where's my gun?


AL SHARPTON:
Why are all the chickens white? We need some black chickens.
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Re: why did the chicken cross the road

PostBy: Scottscoaled On: Sun Jun 01, 2008 11:06 pm

Stop!!! You are way too funny!! :lol: :lol: :lol: :) Scott
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Re: why did the chicken cross the road

PostBy: Richard S. On: Sun Jun 01, 2008 11:34 pm

I know why the rabbit crossed the road, it was stapled to the chicken. :P
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Re: why did the chicken cross the road

PostBy: ken On: Mon Jun 02, 2008 1:49 am

the last 5 were great. :D
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Re: why did the chicken cross the road

PostBy: 1termite On: Mon Jun 02, 2008 5:14 pm

driving one day and the topic came up about why the chicken crossed the road and my son said that the chicken never maded it across the road because it got run over
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Re: why did the chicken cross the road

PostBy: Cyber36 On: Wed Jun 04, 2008 11:34 am

Ron Paul: It crossed the road because it got tired of being a lemming..............
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