Smoking Bans

I thought for sure there would be some toilet paper law somewhere but the only thing i could find was a law in Florida mandating that public places keep the toilets stocked. That is one law I can agree with.

I know a few people who lived in Russia for years and they always talked about the splinters and larger found in the toilet paper.

Finally, someone who will listen to a Democrat! Scott tissue, the 1000-sheet roll. And don't buy it by the single roll, buy the 4 or 12 pack, it comes out a lot less money per roll.

You're welcome.

rberq wrote:Finally, someone who will listen to a Democrat! Scott tissue, the 1000-sheet roll. And don't buy it by the single roll, buy the 4 or 12 pack, it comes out a lot less money per roll. You're welcome.

Devil5052 wrote:( BTW,.........I decree you will use Charmin from now on!)

Scott tissue...very good for septic tanks...hard on the buttocks...sometimes if rubbed too hard, buttocks feel like they are on fire...buttocks on fire produce very undesirable smoke...must ban buttock smoke producing devices...I guess that means we'll have to ban Nuclear Buffalo Wings then also (those burn my ass all the time)!

Sorry, Devil....Squeezibly Soft Charmin fibers bad for septic tank and sandmound...very nice on buttocks though....

The forum has reached a new low. I'm glad to have been part of the process.