I read this on another forum and thought I would share the humor!
'We, in Ireland, can't figure out why you people are even bothering to hold an election in the United States.
On one side, you had a pants wearing female lawyer, married to another lawyer who can't seem to keep his pants on,who just lost a long and heated primary against a lawyer, who goes to the wrong church, who is married to yet another lawyer,who doesn't even like the country her husband wants to run !
Now...On the other side, you have a nice old war hero whose name starts with the appropriate 'Mc' terminology, married to a good looking younger woman who owns a beer distributorship !!
What in God's name are ya lads thinkin over in the colonies ! The choice from our view is obvious, especially when the beer distributorship link is considered !!