Just amazing Greg, I heard a similar story just today!:
The Little Red Hen Story (as of today...)
Once upon a time, on a Ranch in Texas , there was a little red hen who scratched about the barnyard until she uncovered quite a few grains of wheat. She called all of her Republican neighbors together and said, 'If we plant this wheat, we shall have bread to eat.
Who will help me plant it?'
'Not I,' said the cow.
'Not I,' said the duck.=2 0
'Not I,' said the pig.
'Not I,' said the goose.
'Then I will do it by myself,' said the little red hen, and so she did.
The wheat grew very tall and ripened into golden grain.
'Who will help me reap my wheat?' asked the little red hen.
'Not I,' said the duck.
'I'll get my maid to do it,' said the pig.
'I 'd lose tee off time at the club,' said the cow.
'I'd lose my Martini hour,' said the goose.
'Then I will do it by myself,' said the little red hen, and so she did.
At last it came time to bake the bread.
'Who will help me bake the bread?' asked the little red hen.
'That would be beneath me,' sa id the cow.
'I'd lose my warm bath time,' said the duck.
'I'm a Republican and never learned how,' said the pig.
'If I'm to be the only helper, that would dirty my hands,' said the goose.
'Then I will do it by myself,' said the little red hen.
She baked five loaves and held them up for all of her neighbors to see. They wanted some and, in fact, demanded a share. But the little red hen said, 'No, I shall eat all five loaves myself.'
'Then I'll steal it!' cried the cow. (Exxon-Mobil CEO)
'Capitalist leech!' screamed the jealous duck. (Shell Oil CEO)
'I demand an unfair amount of profits!' yelled the goose. (Getty CEO)
The pig just grunted , as he is to stupid to actually speak! (George Bush)
And they all got driven to the country club by limousine where they got drunk.
Then the farmer (John McCain) came. He said to the little red hen, 'You must be
more greedy.'
'But I overcharged everyone for the bread,' said the little red hen.
'Exactly,' said McCain the farmer. 'That is what makes our free enterprise system so wonderful. Anyone in the barnyard can steal as much as he wants, and under our Republican stewardship of this country, we can just spit on the little people!
And they all lived happily ever after, including the little red hen, who smiled and clucked, 'I am grateful, for now I truly understand the Republican System.'
But her neighbors all froze in the winter & then starved to death.
And all the Republicans smiled. 'Law & Order' had been established.
The US Constitution had died, but nobody noticed; perhaps no one really cared…
………………………………………….so long as The Bush & McCain families could wear their $1500.00 shoes!
EPILOGUE
George Bush is getting $27.99 for his memoirs. Condee Rice got $35.34 for hers. That's a great amount for the memories from two people, who for eight years, attempted to destroy the United States.
IS THIS A GREAT BARNYARD OR WHAT? Remember to vote often and vote correctly
Hmmm......Seems to me I've heard this story before???
