I was staring at the coal stove, all hooked up, ready to go,
With coal in basement, I heard a "go,go"
It rocked too and fro, wanting to go...
The temperature outside, six "o"
(you guys do the next several lines, suggest a 6 pack while writing, we'll vote who did the best)
My Stove Talked to Me
I've got it!!
(clears his throat)
If you stick a stock of liquor in your locker...
It is slick to stick a lock upon your stock...
Or some joker who is slicker....
S'gonna trick you of you liquor...
Though you snicker you'll feel sicker from the shock....
Be a piker though your club mates mock & bicker....
For like brokers round a ticker they will flock...
To your locker full of liquor...
And your stock will vanish quicker....
If you fail to lock your liquor with a lock!
.........................(bows)
(clears his throat)
If you stick a stock of liquor in your locker...
It is slick to stick a lock upon your stock...
Or some joker who is slicker....
S'gonna trick you of you liquor...
Though you snicker you'll feel sicker from the shock....
Be a piker though your club mates mock & bicker....
For like brokers round a ticker they will flock...
To your locker full of liquor...
And your stock will vanish quicker....
If you fail to lock your liquor with a lock!
.........................(bows)