My stove talked to me

My stove talked to me

PostBy: Uglysquirrel On: Tue Sep 09, 2008 8:59 pm

I was staring at the coal stove, all hooked up, ready to go,
With coal in basement, I heard a "go,go"
It rocked too and fro, wanting to go...
The temperature outside, six "o"


(you guys do the next several lines, suggest a 6 pack while writing, we'll vote who did the best)
Uglysquirrel
 
Stove/Furnace Model: Pocono

Re: My stove talked to me

PostBy: Devil505 On: Tue Sep 09, 2008 9:20 pm

On Donnah............. On Blitzen

To the big rock candy mountain?




Sorry........Not much of a poet :oops: (do I win anything?)
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Devil505
 
Stove/Furnace Make: Harman
Stove/Furnace Model: TLC-2000

Re: My stove talked to me

PostBy: titleist1 On: Wed Sep 10, 2008 8:31 am

I said relax big fella, all in good time -
I’m still outside cutting the grass.
When the temp finally hits 3 9
You’ll have a fire behind that glass

(weak, I know, but I've not had enough coffee yet)
titleist1
 
Hot Air Coal Stoker Stove: Harman Mag Stoker (old style) one in basement, one in workshop
Hand Fed Coal Stove: Harman Mark III on standby for long power outages
Coal Size/Type: Rice/Anthracite; Nut/Anthracite


Re: My stove talked to me

PostBy: Devil505 On: Wed Sep 10, 2008 8:59 am

There once was a woman from Nantucket........



Nah........that won't win me any prizes either. :no1:
Devil505
 
Stove/Furnace Make: Harman
Stove/Furnace Model: TLC-2000

Re: My stove talked to me

PostBy: Devil505 On: Wed Sep 10, 2008 9:33 am

I've got it!!


(clears his throat)


If you stick a stock of liquor in your locker...

It is slick to stick a lock upon your stock...

Or some joker who is slicker....

S'gonna trick you of you liquor...

Though you snicker you'll feel sicker from the shock....

Be a piker though your club mates mock & bicker....

For like brokers round a ticker they will flock...

To your locker full of liquor...

And your stock will vanish quicker....

If you fail to lock your liquor with a lock!



.........................(bows) :shots: :devil:
Devil505
 
Stove/Furnace Make: Harman
Stove/Furnace Model: TLC-2000