The good news, I'll be able to get a loan for the coal boiler and all the necessary items.
The bad news, after the bail out I won't be able to pay the loan off.
All you have to do now is don't pay your mortgage this month!!!!!!! The government will bail you out. Presto! money to buy your boiler (or anything else you want) As for me I want a Harley and an Ak 47or a Springfield M-1 Garand
It's not as if we actually are REQUIRED to have responsability or a job. Why should I save my money. I quote captain Smith of the Titanic "I've just lit the last four boilers, full speed ahead!" I also quote captain Joseph Hazelwood "does anyone want a shot of vodka I'm off duty now!
Don't just get a boiler, get an Axman Anderson there the best. You have nothing to fear but fear itself!