Dear Abby

Dear Abby

PostBy: cArNaGe On: Wed Oct 08, 2008 6:07 pm

Dear Abby,

I am a crack dealer in Beaumont, Texas, who has recently been diagnosed as a carrier of HIV virus. My parents live in Fort Worth .

One of my sisters lives in Pflugerville and is married to a transvestite. My father and mother have recently been arrested for growing and selling marijuana. They are financially dependent on my other two sisters, who are prostitutes in Dallas .

I have two brothers: one is currently serving a life sentence at Huntsville for the murder of a teenage boy in 1994. My other brother is currently in jail awaiting charges of sexual misconduct with his three children.

I have recently become engaged to marry a former prostitute who lives in Longview . She is a part time 'working girl'.

All things considered, my problem is this. I love my fiancee and look forward to bringing her into the family. I certainly want to be totally open and honest with her.

Should I tell her about my cousin who supports Barac k Obama for President?

Signed,

Worried About My Reputation



:lol:
cArNaGe
 

Re: Dear Abby

PostBy: Pallmalled On: Sun Oct 12, 2008 4:52 pm

Keep it close to the vest atleast until the marriage is a done deal.
Pallmalled
 
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