Gee Scott, now your the one that had better hope she doesn't frequent this site. She would hunt you down. Ever hear the saying ..."Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned" ? I know, we all say some things we regret sometimes. I will be sure not to tell her.
When I was in Galveston I saw a guy with swim trunks and his rodeo buckle on....very strange.
Worse than that is seeing a chick with one of those buckles! It isn't as bad as it used to be when I first lived in Texas. Back then everyone wore those stupid things, girls & guys. Never saw one on the beach though.