Conspircacy Theories & State Secrets

Another thread seems to be generating some debate on the JFK assasination, Roswell & a few other conspiracy topics so I thought I start a thread for those topics if anyone is interested.

Here's my general attitude:



Contrary to popular belief here, aside from current crimes being covered up, I'm the world's least believing conspiracy buff:
I believe that:
1. Oswalld alone assassinated JFK
2. James Earl Ray alone assassinated MLK
3. Roswell fairy tales are just that
4. We landed on the moon.
5. GW Bush did not attack this country on 9/11(proof: If he had....he would have missed! )
6. FDR did not know about Pearl Harbor, b4 the attack
7. Winston Churchill did not sacrifice Coventry
8. Elvis is REALLY dead.
9. There is no real Loch Ness monster or Bigfoot
10. All State Secrets are eventually known
11. I doubt UFO's are aliens visiting Earth.
12. The Tooth Fairy & Santa Claus are not real......Sorry

I agree with every one of those but one. WHAT THE HELL DO YOU MEAN SANTA CLAUS ISN'T REAL!!!!! I've got proof. He left me a Red Ryder BB Gun.

And I want coal in my Christmas stocking.

billw wrote:I agree with every one of those but one. WHAT THE HELL DO YOU MEAN SANTA CLAUS ISN'T REAL!!!!! I've got proof. He left me a Red Ryder BB Gun.

Sorry Bill.....A misprint!

The "vast right wing conspiracy" is actually a vast left wing conspiracy.

No problem about the misprint.

I'm getting ready to start putting up my Christmas display this weekend and have been getting in the mood.

LMAO , That was good one Bill. Four of us use to go to Canada every year on a flyin fishing trip for a week. Way up north past Timmins. Sitting around the camp fire sucking down some cold ones and looking up at all the stars. You would have to be a fool to think we are the only planet with life. Question is , are those other life forms having the smarts to travel in space at super fast speeds , like warp drive from Star Trek. Look at the comunicator they used on that show in the 60's. Their dime a dozen now as cell phones.

The one that absolutely drives me bonkers are those that believe we didn't land on the moon...

I always ask them:
Who were we in a space race with at the time? answer ... USSR
Do you think we were friendly with the USSR at the time or were we enemies? answer...enemies
Do you think the USSR back then and up until the fall of the USSR, and Russia today would let us get away with this huge Conspiracy? answer..."what do you mean?" ....dumb asses.

IF we never landed on the moon and NASA staged this whole thing in Hollywood, that means that the USSR, China, Japan, Great Britain, France, Luxembourg, Switzerland, Germany, Canada, Iceland, Ghana, Gabon, Egypt, Isreal, Iran, India, Vietnam, etc etc etc....the whole FRIGGIN' world is involved in this and all of their governments are covering up the fact that we...the USA...never landed on the moon. I cannot believe that there is anyone, in this country, that believe they are completely sane, actually believe that we never landed on the moon!

The best thing about those people is that they make this here idiot feel good about his IQ.

Hey Bigfoot loads my bagged coal into my basement and stoakes my furnace for me all winter.

Hey, I even told the kids to be REALLY bad this year so we can heat the house!