By: billw On: Tue Dec 23, 2008 3:51 pm
Twas the night before Christmas and all through the house
Not a creature was warm, not even the mouse.
The kids started to shiver, the wife started to clatter
I went to the basement to see what’s the matter
The big blue beastie was cool and idle
While thermostat relays were crying out loud
I glanced at the motor and saw the red button
I pushed it in and she started to hummin
It started to whirl and bang and chatter
I knew in a second the bearings were in the crapper
My oil unit’s in pieces so no backup you see
The tanks are dry so no heat for me
I looked surprised then felt disgust
For my procrastination has caused such a fuss
I contacted supply houses to find a replacement
None were to be had, I made a poor judgement
I called my brother in law, after he called me a shmuck
He went to Grainger’s and had great luck
He dropped it off as I got home from work
He said “Here, install this, you dam lazy jerk”
I thrashed and cussed and huffed and puffed
The Blue Beastie agreed and fired back up.
Well that's all there is, I can say no more
Once again I got lucky and avoided a war
Well, that's a long way of saying the fan motor that started making noise last month is about ready to bite the bullet. It's time to go down and install it. It overheated during the night. I added more oil to the bearings and got it restarted this morning. Took a couple of hours off to get it installed before this evening. If I put it off any longer I'll be here Christmas day with a house full of company and no heat.