Just saw the breaking news. Obama, much like Neo in the Matrix movies, has finally started to believe he is “The One.” Apparently moments ago a few passenger’s on the train to Washington made a joke that they need a drink. With no alcohol on board the passengers were disappointed but Obama came into their car and asked what was wrong. One passenger was quoted as saying, “ we want a nice drink but all we have are these 2 jugs of water.” Obama quickly realized that he could help and said, “Fret not child give me those jugs.” Witnesses were astonished as Obama took the 2 jugs of water and turned them into wine. “Now it’s really a party train he joked!”
More details will follow later…..