By: Dann757 On: Thu Feb 05, 2009 5:58 pm
"That's right Patrick, and speaking of bankrupting the coal industry, we'll be welcoming our first guest direct from Washington, D.C., President Barack Obama!"
"That's gonna be a great interview, Paul; and don't forget to tune in to the Bernie Madoff Show at ten tonight!"
"Say Patrick, did I mention the smooth delicious peanutty taste of peanut butter from The Peanut Corporation of Georgia? Oh, boy, I sure could go for a peanut butter sandwich, couldn't you?"
"You betcha, Paul, but first a word from our sponsor, The General Motors Corporation of Brazil, makers of the Cadillac Escalada...."
Too bad the only people who know how to run the country are busy driving cabs and cutting hair. ~ George Burns