Government Motors humor

GM had just gone bankrupt and been purchased by the Government. The government sends in the boyz to have a chat with the board and straighten things out so they can get the company back on its feet in a hurry:

Government guy: You've been doing things all wrong. All you need is a car that weighs at least 3 tons so it's safe and built rock solid, seats 6 or more comfortably, has 600 HP, gets at least 100 miles per gallon, and sells for $15,000 or less.

GM Engineer: It's not possible.

Government guy: Why?

GM Engineer: The Second Law Of Thermodynamics won't permit it.

Government guy: That's exactly why we're here!

GM Engineer: How so?

Government guy again: Who wrote this law? We're from the Government, and we have the power to get any law changed if it is standing in our way. Boyz, get right on it!