The Nobel Prize Scoop

http://www.breitbart.com/system/wire/CN ... 1784---691

I am sure you are on the edge of your seats after Obummer and Gore got prizes . I have submitted my name for playing Pooh Sticks in the duck pond and apparently I am front runner for the physics prize after announcing an Obummer donation. I have also submitted an application for the peace prize as I broke up a fight between two barn cats the other day. After I win I am going to Sweden, anybody up for a trip? Phkn idiots.

I think I should get one in Natural Science for my work in Global Warming research after I "discovered" it is warmer in Tenn. then Maine. My research is ongoing but is pointing to excessive hot air emanating from Washington D.C. Trouble is the air flows west to east and my model(Heidi Klum) suggests that it would not be this much warmer after circumventing the globe. Stay tuned for more updates as I change models to Al Gore.

Kevin

Contenders are The Bamster's hit squad that assassinated Andrew; George Clooney for his role as Booker on Roseanne; Roseanne for her courageous run for president on the commie socialist ticket after making millions as a capitalist; Banky Moonface for bringing peace to Syria ( Me not know what do,me give up.);
Hilary Clinton for protecting our interests overseas and keeping the brutal,medeival muslim middle east the peaceful, prosperous, friendly democratic place it is today.

Hmm, a met guy - OK you need the learn the new lingo.

Old lingo - we are following 16 computer models that show the hurricane can go N or S or E or W.

New lingo - I don't have a clue where the storm is going.

Keep Klum. As Gore nearly became President (geez) I was never convinced as to what he could do for me. I have a very clear idea as to what Heidi could do for me although I doubt she would be interested.

coalnewbie wrote:I have a very clear idea as to what Heidi could do for me although I doubt she would be interested.

HAHAHAHA I got plenty of crushes on plenty of celebrity chicks.

But not Klum; wouldn't want to swim in a pool that a seal's been in

Alfred must be turning in his grave and now Europe wins the peace prize? This is what happens when leftist idiots are on the committee - an obscure choice that you have to think about. Like Sam if you don't get it you are not smart enough - yawn. If they refuse to acknowledge my barn cat break up efforts at least nominate Marthas Vineyard for the prize. OK it's totally stupid too, you know like awarding Europe a prize.If you don't know why MV it's because you are too stupid to join my liberal club. God protect me from intellectuals.

Idiots.

Maybe like Europe, they have run out of money. They have
to award the prize to someone or something that can't actually
accept the money.