Colonoscopy

Re: Colonoscopy

PostBy: beemerboy On: Fri Sep 13, 2013 10:50 pm

All - in - all it really wasn't all that bad. It's when they wheel you into the procedure room, flip off the blanket with your butt exposed and they start laughing :oops: :oops:
beemerboy
 
Stove/Furnace Make: SAEY
Stove/Furnace Model: Hannover 1

Re: Colonoscopy

PostBy: Flyer5 On: Tue Sep 24, 2013 8:05 am

beemerboy wrote:All - in - all it really wasn't all that bad. It's when they wheel you into the procedure room, flip off the blanket with your butt exposed and they start laughing :oops: :oops:



Better than if you are on your back and they start laughing when they remove the blanket. :lol: :D
Flyer5
 
Stoker Coal Boiler: Leisure Line WL110
Hot Air Coal Stoker Stove: Leisure Line Pioneer

Re: Colonoscopy

PostBy: beemerboy On: Thu Sep 26, 2013 9:32 pm

Flyer5 wrote:
beemerboy wrote:All - in - all it really wasn't all that bad. It's when they wheel you into the procedure room, flip off the blanket with your butt exposed and they start laughing :oops: :oops:



Better than if you are on your back and they start laughing when they remove the blanket. :lol: :D
Wouldn't be the first time!

The four times in the last year that I've had a heart cath. Even though they went in through my neck, the first thing they do is to flip off the blanket and shave my groin. Both sides! Next they slap a narrow led shield over my boys. I dare you to not be embarrassed ;), especially when the nurses are hot. Unfortunately, the room is kept at sub-arctic temperatures.
beemerboy
 
Stove/Furnace Make: SAEY
Stove/Furnace Model: Hannover 1


Re: Colonoscopy

PostBy: Hambden Bob On: Thu Sep 26, 2013 11:26 pm

Ahh....Rectal Candid Camera ! An often baffling evacuation process,followed by a gratuitous photo session while napping on your side,does promote a great relief enhanced by the fact that you were smart enough to do it even though you really didn't want to ! You wouldn't believe it,but cancerous and pre-cancerous polyps removed very early in the game kinda promote more wake-ups for you,compared with folks who stick their head in the sand and ignore it. By the time you get some warning signs,you've got one hell of an opponent inside of you with a good head start ! Thanx for having the guts to post this,you may never know how many coal burners you may have encouraged to get this procedure performed........How do I know so much about this,why,I'm a complete A-whole !!((purposely abbreviated in pidgin English to pass censors)...... :up: :flush:
Hambden Bob
 
Hot Air Coal Stoker Stove: Harman 1998 Magnum Stoker
Coal Size/Type: Rice-A-Roni !

Re: Colonoscopy

PostBy: grumpy On: Thu Sep 26, 2013 11:30 pm

Hambden Bob wrote:Ahh....Rectal Candid Camera ! An often baffling evacuation process,followed by a gratuitous photo session while napping on your side,does promote a great relief enhanced by the fact that you were smart enough to do it even though you really didn't want to ! You wouldn't believe it,but cancerous and pre-cancerous polyps removed very early in the game kinda promote more wake-ups for you,compared with folks who stick their head in the sand and ignore it. By the time you get some warning signs,you've got one hell of an opponent inside of you with a good head start ! Thanx for having the guts to post this,you may never know how many coal burners you may have encouraged to get this procedure performed........How do I know so much about this,why,I'm a complete A-whole !!((purposely abbreviated in pidgin English to pass censors)...... :up: :flush:


I'm turning 49 soon, I guess my time is coming up, I still don't want to do it.. :cry: But I guess I'll have too.
grumpy
 

Re: Colonoscopy

PostBy: Hambden Bob On: Fri Sep 27, 2013 12:16 am

You're absolutely correct on both accounts,Grumpy ! General Thought being the usual Human Being hates themselves for volunteering for this,but those polyps and abnormal cells put a gun to you're head to go and do it ! So,in the end(No pun intended),go get it done,and show your Fanny Canal who's Boss !
Hambden Bob
 
Hot Air Coal Stoker Stove: Harman 1998 Magnum Stoker
Coal Size/Type: Rice-A-Roni !

Re: Colonoscopy

PostBy: dcrane On: Fri Sep 27, 2013 3:18 am

beemerboy wrote:
Flyer5 wrote:
beemerboy wrote:All - in - all it really wasn't all that bad. It's when they wheel you into the procedure room, flip off the blanket with your butt exposed and they start laughing :oops: :oops:



Better than if you are on your back and they start laughing when they remove the blanket.
Wouldn't be the first time!

The four times in the last year that I've had a heart cath. Even though they went in through my neck, the first thing they do is to flip off the blanket and shave my groin. Both sides! Next they slap a narrow led shield over my boys. I dare you to not be embarrassed ;), especially when the nurses are hot. Unfortunately, the room is kept at sub-arctic temperatures.


Not quite as graphic but humiliating just the same... I went in for a EKG and the nurse had a nice stainless wheeled table set with razor's and shave cream and asked me to remove my shirt... she took one look and said "Ohhh, guess we wont be needing this" and pushed the cart back :annoyed: ... not my fault I never got any chest hair :taz:
dcrane
 
Hand Fed Coal Stove: Crane 404

Re: Colonoscopy

PostBy: beemerboy On: Fri Sep 27, 2013 10:43 am

Hambden Bob wrote:Thanx for having the guts to post this,you may never know how many coal burners you may have encouraged to get this procedure performed........How do I know so much about this,why,I'm a complete A-whole !!((purposely abbreviated in pidgin English to pass censors)...... :up: :flush:

Several years ago the wife of a friend died from some kind of lung ailment. But before she died she made my friend promise to get a colonoscopy.
He did and they found a cancerous polyp which they removed. His doctors put him on a strict regimen of treatment. Unfortunately, the cancer spread to the rest of his body.

But finding it when he did gave him a good ten years longer. Just think, if he had the procedure done a couple of years earlier, he could still be around.

A the prep before a colonoscopy may be a pain in the butt, but the procedure is easy, go into the room, they give you some 'happy juice' in the arm and the next thing you know is you are waking up in recovery feeling ok, hungry enough to almost want to eat liver and onions raw. But all is ok.
beemerboy
 
Stove/Furnace Make: SAEY
Stove/Furnace Model: Hannover 1

Re: Colonoscopy

PostBy: Hambden Bob On: Fri Sep 27, 2013 9:35 pm

And There You Go ! :punk:
Hambden Bob
 
Hot Air Coal Stoker Stove: Harman 1998 Magnum Stoker
Coal Size/Type: Rice-A-Roni !

Re: Colonoscopy

PostBy: Sting On: Sun Sep 29, 2013 11:08 am

Sting
 
Other Heating: BurnHAM=NG-gas

Re: Colonoscopy

PostBy: freetown fred On: Sun Sep 29, 2013 11:34 am

What a bunch of cry babies--LOL Last week I had to have a --not sure what you'd call it--maybe a penus-oscopy to check some kidney stuff ( nodule that showed up on a cat scan--WTF--felt like he was sticking an old polaroid up the old P-shooter---it still hurts when I pee :clap: toothy
freetown fred
 
Hand Fed Coal Stove: HITZER 50-93
Coal Size/Type: BLASCHAK Nut/Stove mix

Re: Colonoscopy

PostBy: Hambden Bob On: Sun Sep 29, 2013 11:39 am

Sting,I've damn near been moved to tears.......Thanx..... :lol:
Hambden Bob
 
Hot Air Coal Stoker Stove: Harman 1998 Magnum Stoker
Coal Size/Type: Rice-A-Roni !

Re: Colonoscopy

PostBy: coalnewbie On: Sun Sep 29, 2013 11:40 am

The resolution on the new generation of Olympus colonoscopy cameras is amazing. You can find some of those old cameras on Ebay, in fact prices have reached rock bottom. HAAHAHAHHAAHAHa, God, I am sooo funny.
coalnewbie
 
Hot Air Coal Stoker Stove: LL AnthraKing 110K, Pocono110K,KStokr 90K, DVC
Hand Fed Coal Stove: Hitzer 50-93, Jotul 507
Baseburners & Antiques: Red Cross Invader 2
Coal Size/Type: Rice, Chestnut
Other Heating: Heating Oil CH, Toyotomi OM 22

Re: Colonoscopy

PostBy: Hambden Bob On: Sun Sep 29, 2013 12:50 pm

Fred,the reason it still hurts when you pee is the fact that the forgetful SOB left the camera in there ! You haven't noticed that your pants 'aint been fitting right ? Once you get that damn thing out of 'ya,send it to newb's. He's marking 'em down and moving 'em out !! :o :lol:
Hambden Bob
 
Hot Air Coal Stoker Stove: Harman 1998 Magnum Stoker
Coal Size/Type: Rice-A-Roni !

Re: Colonoscopy

PostBy: freetown fred On: Sun Sep 29, 2013 1:35 pm

Crap, I was kinda impressed & just though I'd had a growth spurt:(
freetown fred
 
Hand Fed Coal Stove: HITZER 50-93
Coal Size/Type: BLASCHAK Nut/Stove mix