Smitty, you weren't the truck driver, were you???
A friend of mine drove cement trucks. He had a passenger car try to squeeze by him while he was stopped on a narrow side street. The passenger car hit his own side mirror on the truck's bumper.
The driver told the cops the truck rolled into his mirror!
My friend was fired from the cement company. They have a zero-accident policy. Surprised me that they took the side of the passenger car's driver, though.
Ahh, just another day in Worcester ...